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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Kednick, Mar 16, 2014.

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  1. Kednick

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    Anyone have any good mom jokes you want to share? (please share i have absolutely nothing as of recent T.T)

    Your mom is so manly, she has a beard the size of a Wailord!
     
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    #1 Mar 16, 2014
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    Your mom is so fat her splash attack does damage. Lol
     
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    Your mom is so fat, she needs a 50-inch wide wheelchair to get around.
     
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    Your mom is so ugly, ditto doesn't even want to transform into her
     
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    Your mom is so fat not even a Master Ball can catch her.
     
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    Your mother is so overweight, it affects her self-esteem.
     
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    Your mama's so fat she makes onions cry
     
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    Yo mama stinks so bad even Stunktank died from the smell.
     
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    Yo momma is so fat, Arceus it took Arceus and the whole Creation Trio to make her.
     
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    Yo Mama so ugly she made Slaking stop loafing around!
     
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    Yo momma is so fat, Regigigas gained the ability Fast Start.
     
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    Yo momma so ugly, she makes a Venusaur look like Pokémon's Next Top Model.
     
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    Yo momma's so fat not even Naruto could believe it.
     
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    Yo momma so fat, not even Machamp couldn't pick her up.
     
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    Yo momma so fat, Shuckle couldn't survive her Body Slam.
     
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    Yo mamma so fat I had to use a Poke Flute to move her.
     
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    Your mama is so dumb, she make slowbro look like a genius
     
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    Yo momma so fat, Snorlax got annoyed when she blocked the road.
     
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