MOOOO

so i was playin sum gamez, trying not to get hit.
-i beat'd a female cyborg with many armsss
-i denounced a deranged loon's memez
-i threw a smaller birb at a bald guy's bigger birb
-i sliced off a guy's ponytail and stole his sworddddd
-i F5&$'d an unf&%$able senator

all without takin 1 p0int o damageee

but den
i start a new playthrough
on v. hard mode

and then
d 1st thinggg i c
is THIS FUGLY SONUVA GUNNN
MOOOOOOOOO0O0O0O0OOOOing AT MOIII

Spoiler: big picture is biigggg

and then i ded'd and was v. sadz

pls sum1 get dis metal gearrrr ok