Most screwed up dream you can remember

Probably the one where I was seated at a fancy table with a decorative plate, napkin and nice silverware, then cut my own dick off and put it on the plate. I cut it into slices and ate the slices one at a time with the finest table manners, and woke up as soon as I was done. There was no blood for some reason. Was a teenager at the time.

 

I don't usually remember my dreams, but when I was about six I had a pretty stange one. My brother and I were walking on the edge of a freeway, and suddenly he fell off of the bridge thing. All his limbs magically floated back up and into my hands. Luckily there was no blood in the dream, probably since I was so young. But floating arms and legs are still kind of weird. I remember being really, really worried and then I teleported back home to tell my parents. Yeah, this dream made absolutely no sense.

 

I drew a picture once of one of the strangest environments I've been in during a dream:

 

When I was about six, I had a dream where my Dad and sister tied my Mom and I up and a tornado killed us.

Really makes no fucking sense, honestly.

Still though, my Dad killed his wife and child. Pretty screwed up.

 

Once a couple years ago, so when I was about 12 or something like that, I had a dream where I was hanging out with my older sister, which right off the bat is pretty weird, and we were in my front yard when this car pulled up and the person inside just shot both of us.

Not as weird or screwed up as what others of you have already said, but I don't really remember any of my dreams, so this is the best I've got.

 

I've had so many dark and creepy dreams. I can still remember them really vividly too ;__;

Here's one I'll just make it quick and summarized but I was in some type of farm land. I pulled up like something that looked like a vegetable and it ended up being heads buried underground with their hair standing up above the dirt The heads like started screaming and the sky quickly turned dark. I started running to one side where light was shining and it was like as if I was in a box and the lid was getting closed lool These like monster things started coming out from the dark and chasing me When I got close to the light, it just went out and I didn't make it (I felt like I was trapped in this place) And when I turned around there were all these monster things but when they got close to me I woke up xD

Whenever I'm about to die or something like that, I wake up xD

 

I've never really had a TOO screwed up dream, but there is one that's weird.

So there was this guy last year at school who was stealing LEGOs and Pokémon cards (cuz people stupidly brought them in :L) and then he was leaving notes that had curses on them. Anyway, I was at this weird version of school that was differently painted and designed and stuffs. There was a police officer that started questioning me and I said "No" to all the questions. And then the guy handcuffed me. He told me I was guilty. Then I got suspended from school, and then I saw me at home. I just walked into my room and buried my face in my pillow.

It was a weird dream, alright.

 

I had this dream a few years ago. For context I wear corrective lenses/contacts at night and take them off during the day.

Anyways so I woke up, went to the bathroom to take off my contacts only they wouldn't come out. So I went to my sister, complained I couldn't take them off and started like stabbing myself in the eye with my finger to show her only there was no blood and no pain. And then I went back into the bathroom and freaked out for a bit and I just kept poking around in my eye.

And then (wait for it). I stopped and said "wait a minute. This is a dream"

And then I woke up....and went to the bathroom to take off my contacts only they wouldn't come out. So I went to my sister, complained, stabbed myself, went back into the bathroom and freaked out for a bit and I just kept poking around in my eye,

And then I stopped and said "wait a minute. This is a dream"

And then I woke up....and it just happened again and again for like at least 5 times and then I ACTUALLY woke up and just stayed in bed for a while going wtf was that I'm not leaving this bed screw contacts....

 

This one is kinda weird, it proves how much of a wannabe I am, lol.

I'm jumping out of a plane with full military gear on, wait a while, then open the parachute. Whenever I land, there is a guy to my right that had his leg blown off, so I go over to help him. Somebody put a tourniquet on him, but it didn't help, so I took a pouch with blood in it and tried to put it through an IV I had put in the guy, but that just made his leg start spurting blood everywhere, and I go on to help the next guy. This guy had his arm blown off, and for some fuckin reason, I go try to find it, eventually I find it, and it sticks right back on . I move on to the next guy and he was shot in the left thigh and right shoulder, so I grab a litter that appeared from nowhere on my right (even though I came from that direction). I put him on the litter and started carrying him with the help of another guy, but we just walk in circles because there is nowhere to take him. That's all I can remember.

 

Well I go through alot of sleep problems, including sleep walking, sleep eating, and lucid dreams. This is where you dream throughout the entire night, often times I am stuck with the worst ones
the dream was somthing like this.
I was in a park by where I lived, there were a few little kids playing kickball. Ball hits the back of my head and one kid starts laughing. He comes up to me and I throw the ball as hard as I can at his head snapping his neck, (now remember this was part of a lucid dream andtime in dreams lasts for much longer than real time) I notice that I killed the kid which is completely my fault so I just start running, I call a taxi and hestops inside a tunnel, he turns around at me and I just run, there was some kind of store in the tunnel and I walk in, not much later a man walks in and shoots me in the chest, the rest of my dream was spent walking through an empty tunnel, for hours... worst sleep ive ever gotten.

 

Most of my dreams are too disturbing to type on the internet but one of them was where blood and organs were exploding out of my mouth and eyes.

 

Okay, I don't remember everything, but I had this dream a long time ago:
*Extremely summarized*
Some random criminal appears at school, pulls out a gun, and wants to kill a girl. I try to prevent him from killing her, and instead, he shoots me (twice in my left arm, once in my right leg) Later, I kill the criminal, who then appeared to be my father.

Also, the girl I saved, later gave birth to a snake...

Yeeeah, I'm a creep...

 

A couple of years ago, I had a dream that Charlie Sheen went to my house because CBS fired him and he had nowhere else to go. No I am not making this up.