New Generation Trainers vs Old Generation Trainers

NOTE: NOTHING IN THIS ARTICLE SHOULD BE TAKEN WITH A GRAIN OF TRUTH. I LITERALLY WROTE THIS BECAUSE I WAS BORED. NO RESEARCH OR ANYTHING.
Sincerely, Lunen.

New Gen or Old Gen? Which one are you?

Before you go ahead and choose which one you are, let's take a look at what this actually entails. You see, these two terms (that I may have come up with myself, or not) relate to several aspects of how people play the games.

Old Generation Pokémon Trainers
Old Gen Trainers are the almost like the foundation class of Pokémon. They were the people that picked up playing Pokémon during the Age of Sapphire, Ruby and Emerald. These are the types of Trainers that focus on the creation of a team that can take on almost any challenge. They aren't interested in things like EV Training or IV's. They might get excited over a Shiny, but don't we all. They are the most patient and respectful of Pokémon Players, more likely to take the time to teach a new player how to play the game. On things like Trading, they make suitable trades, no Legendaries for Normal, Impossible or Shiny Pokémon.
In real life, they are usually walking encyclopedias on Pokémon, able to name most Pokémon from the games that they have played. They are also often labelled the "Nerds".

New Generation Pokémon Trainers
Compared to Old Gen Trainers, New Gens are almost like the Deception Bay of Pokémon (Search Deception Bay up on Urban Dictionary if you must know). They are rude, arrogant and are mostly the reason the Pokémon Company implemented Censorship. Anywhere from Gen 4 on wards, that is when New Gens found Pokémon and began to play it. Their focus is to be the strongest, by EV Training and IV Hunting. They don't play the game for fun. To most of them, the Plot is merely a way to allow them to get to new areas, other than that an annoyance. 90% of the trades in the GTS are made by New Gens, consisting of Hacked Shiny Legendaries, that are usually not possible due to Shiny Locking (Yes, the import thing is usable, but rare to find). Or else, they offer up ridiculous Pokémon for Legendaries, which no-one takes and it clogs up the GTS System.
In real life, New Gens are the the guys that play Pokémon because it's "cool"

Which one am I? I'm Old Gen. Old Gen all the way.

I want your thoughts! Did I analyse these right? Which one are you? Your feedback is always appreciated, and taken into consideration. Don't forget to poll!

 

I'll address @[member="Dusty"] first, because he makes the most vital point. This is supposed to be very personally charged. This wasn't meant as an impersonal expose, I wrote this as I feel. No research, not much actual data. Most of this is based off of observations, unqualified observations, and are mostly wrong. I needed to blow off some steam and write something, so this was the result. Give me some time and I could put together a piece that'd blow your mind, maybe

@[member="Apawn"], using Gen 3 as a Qualifier was a rather bad move... There was that in some cases. I used Gen III as a split point because that was the Generation that EVs were realized. Also, EV training isn't used as much by a few people...

@[member="Mimic"], D Bay is no joke, you should know that! Remember that one of our friends lives in North D Bay.

@[member="eeveeongirl"], Don't hesitate to harp, I enjoy people telling me what I've done wrong. I can learn from that! As I said to Dusty, absolutely everything in here is me being stupid. Nothing said in here should be taken against a grain of salt. I'm just too bored on holidays...

Thanks for at least taking me seriously everyone... That is except you, Mim.