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Ode to Looker (I hate him)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Prosecutor, Mar 9, 2015.

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  1. Prosecutor

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    Oh Looker, Oh Looker
    How I hate you so
    Your inquisitive face
    makes me want to rip out your face

    You think you're so funny
    we'll... you're not
    So stop coming back
    in every freaking game!

    Stop.
    Please, just stop.
    Pls.
    I beg of you.
    Just stop coming back.
    I don't like you.
    At all.

    You deserve a public burning.
    Even worse, you deserve burned while being tortured by the Cruciatus Curse.
    Pls. No Looker. Don't make me hate GameFreak because of you.
    TOO LATE!

    I'M FED UP WITH YOUR NONSENSE! SLIME! FILTH!

    I'm done.

    (Beautiful poem originally done by none other than me, dedicated to the end of Looker)
     
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    #1 Mar 9, 2015
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  2. Achromatic

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    Deep Sea Scale ★★★Deep Sea Tooth ★★★Star Piece ★★★★Rage Candy Bar ★★★Dragon Fang ★★★★
    Looker is my favorite character!

    I guess you're just jealous because you're not too much of a looker.
     
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    #2 Mar 9, 2015
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  3. Prosecutor

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    O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O
    I look like that right now.
     
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  4. LostSpirit

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    Damn. Looks like Prosecutor was the one who got the public burning.
     
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    You hate him so much that you dedicated a little poem to him. I'm sure he'd love to investigate this case!
     
    #5 Mar 9, 2015
  6. Treecko007

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    Maybe there'd even be a whole post game side quest about it
     
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    You know, you better look(er) out. Looker's my favorite character and I'll be sure no one makes fun of his precious self
     
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  8. shinygiratinaz

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    ... You know you can't rhyme "face" with "face," right?
     
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  9. Nator

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    Such great materiel we have, isn't it?
     
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  10. 8542Madness

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    I hate to be 'that guy,' but this isn't a poem.
     
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  11. Halcyon Storm

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    Okay, first of all, WHY? Looker is great :( But that aside, this indeed isn't a poem. Therefore, I made a better version, just for you xD

    Oh Looker, oh Looker,
    You're such a disgrace,
    I just cannot stand,
    That god awful face.

    You think you're so funny,
    But really, you're lame.
    So please stop appearing,
    In every game.

    I'll just be clear,
    So I hope it's understood,
    I really want you to
    Leave Pokémon for good.

    You deserve a public burning,
    Or to get hit by a train,
    As long as you experience,
    The Cruciatus Curse's pain.

    Please Looker, oh Looker,
    I can't express my hate,
    I don't want to hate GameFreak,
    But it's already too late.
     
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    XD I have a love hate thing about looker. I think he's good in the anime but for God's sake why is he in the games and how did he get my holocaster number.
     
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  13. Prosecutor

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    face rhymes with face... maybe

    And also, poetry can be whatever these days. you can write random mumbo jumbo and people will call it poetry. That's why I like writing whatever I like XD
     
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  14. 8542Madness

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    True, but you can also scream "dark" into a bright room and the room won't be any darker. It doesn't change that something is what it is, and calling it something that it is not does not make it change into that thing.
     
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  15. shinygiratinaz

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    *quietly raises hand*

    But it's still not poetry.

    po·em
    ˈpōəm,pōm/
    noun
    noun: poem; plural noun: poems
    a piece of writing that partakes of the nature of both speech and song that is nearly always rhythmical, usually metaphorical, and exhibits such formal elements as meter, rhyme, and stanzaic structure.

    This has no recurring meter, it has no rhythm that persists throughout, it doesn't rhyme in many places or incorrectly utilizes rhyme, and it has a broken structure of stanzas. "People" can say what they want, but this is not poetry.

    In short u r rong m8 g3t wrekt
     
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  16. Prosecutor

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    I'm blaming Looker
     
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  17. shinygiratinaz

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    Victims of severe burns do often search for scapegoats to ease their pain.
     
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  18. Prosecutor

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    I'm prosecuting you in court now. You have brought forth the lawful side in me. The death penalty has been Looker as a result. Beware the Prosecutor, he has the judge on his side (my other name IS JudgeSceptiled after all ;) )
     
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  19. shinygiratinaz

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    [/quote] Aha! But the death penalty is not used in Hawaii! The fact that your judge has overlooked this proves that he is incompetent in the knowledge of law, and I appeal to the Supreme Court of Lake Valor and have Looker and I cleared of all charges under the reasoning of errors in the lower court systems!
     
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  20. Prosecutor

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    Aha! But the death penalty is not used in Hawaii! The fact that your judge has overlooked this proves that he is incompetent in the knowledge of law, and I appeal to the Supreme Court of Lake Valor and have Looker and I cleared of all charges under the reasoning of errors in the lower court systems!

    [/QUOTE]BTW, this is a beautiful conversation.

    But Hawaii and Lake Valor are not the same place! Therefore you argument is invalid!

    I feel like I'm in Ace Attorney a little bit XD
     
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