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On the job stories

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BiohazardSr, Oct 15, 2015.

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  1. BiohazardSr

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    What are done good workplace stories? Can be anything from funny to sad to cool. I got a few to share that I'll post on if this gets popular

    First up was the drive thru in Wendy's. Now this was the most desirable place in this store, because it had such bad ventilation that it was filled with so much smoke all the time and I could stick my head out the window and breathe fresh air. Now there were always done interesting characters at the drive thru; stoners, crazies, etc. My favorite of all time was this "large" lady in a tax with the meter running with a mustache roll up and get a large meal. I'm talking three big bags of stuff
     
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    I was working at a greenhouse and things were a little slow, so me and my coworker were amusing ourselves by sitting on the conveyor belts and riding them a little ways, getting up, walk back, ride it again... all until I was stupid and didn't get off at the joint between 2 conveyor belts and got my shorts stuck. Luckily the switch was nearby and I turned it off, but we still had to cut me out of the gears, leaving a decent bit of my shorts in the gears. I borrowed someone's sweatpants for the rest of the day...
     
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    There was a time when a lady was "appalled that they would let the driver deliver something that was all dead". None of the flowers were dead or brown. They were fine. They switched out a few flowers and sent it back and she was happy lmao.

    Then there was the other lady that called in that wanted "something cheap. How much are roses?" Now, roses aren't cheap because they have to be flown into the US, and she wanted 12 of whatever she was getting. "Oh, $36 is a bit expensive... And the delivery charge is on top of that?"
    Then she asked if we had "something that they could just plant into the ground for $2 or under?"
     
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  4. BiohazardSr

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    So I got another one. This one is not PG so fair warning if you're squeamish (although I doubt you're that squeamish)


    So this is from Wendy's again. Wendy's was a bad job. I hated the managers, and the place was a health hazard with all that smoke. I did like my fellow co-workers. They were always so friendly to me. My best friend there was a girl named Sarah. Sarah was an... interesting person, but she was a kind soul. So she and I were standing there one day, I was going up cups for the register, and she came up from behind me and am me "What's an honest bukkake?" in this very sincere tone, like she actually didn't know. And I just stopped very suddenly and looked at her and went "Sarah what ever you do, please don't look that up. Ever." She seemed very confused. This girl is two years older then me...
     
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