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(Open) Oh look a bird (April Fools RP)

Discussion in 'Roleplay Institute' started by Arctiquaza, Apr 1, 2019.

  1. Arctiquaza

    Arctiquaza Never quite gone

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    Sail Fossil ★★★
    Come in any time

    There is only one rule and that is literally no rules here

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    There is a bird in the sky.
     
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  2. Rezna

    Rezna Every Day's Great at Your Junes!

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    The owo is instantly shot down by a military anti aircraft base, landing and killing the US general.
     
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  3. Arctiquaza

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    Good job he's feckin dead and now assassins have been set loose to kill all eevees and eeveelutions as they are the immediate suspects
     
  4. Jeydis

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    The birds beak was lodged squarely into the top of the man's skull. Medics stood over the body, positively puzzled.
     
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  5. Rezna

    Rezna Every Day's Great at Your Junes!

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    but each eevee and eeveelution is already on strike in the work zones, and the death of each Pokémon causes havoc in the nation, causing a revolution in which the government is overthrown and then shut down, putting the nation into a panic.
     
  6. Arctiquaza

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    Then he suddenly came back to like sike nope he's dead and now they are even more bamboozled. Then his body exploded
     
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    Then everyone died
     
  8. Flumph

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    Through sheer probability the exact amount of person shrapnel needed to kill a man flies at one of the medics, killing him instantly.
     
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  9. Rezna

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    suddenly, @Trickster shows up and laughs, viciously. Everyone is brought back to life and is stuck an a cycle, doing the same thing starting with the owo. Repeatedly dying and being raised back to life, to repeat the same purpose comstantly
     
  10. Jeydis

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    Thunder is heard as it begins raining over the grizzly scene. The bears start feasting on the gory remains.
     
  11. Arctiquaza

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    A crow let's out a silent caw as at flaps overhead, reaping the souls of the dead with each beat of a wing. It's the bird from the beginning. He got a premotion. So did that bear. That bear is CEO now.
     
  12. Jeydis

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    Bear Necessities inc. They sell toilet paper and toilet paper made products. That bear is quite rich now.
     
  13. Arctiquaza

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    He can finally feed his family
     
  14. ChocoChicken

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    But the bird's promotion was not quite as good. It got promoted from trash eater to toilet cleaner.
     
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