Out-of-context quotes

"For the first time in your life, you're talking sense."

 

"In college, I passed out at a frat party and woke up with more clothes on-"

 

"And here we are..."

 

"Well, it's the New Year. Maybe it'll be entertaining."

 

"Watashi no koe ga kikueru?" ("Can you hear me?")

 

"Such wonderful music once existed, yet we have no way to listen to it now. What a pity."

 

"Hell hath no fury like a ticked-off mother with combat training and a pointy weapon!"

 

"Did you see what happened the last time I was asked to make a sign for a frat party?" *insert sign saying "prat farty tonight" on it*

 

"M-Mother?! How is this possible?! What are you doing he--" *trips* "BWAAAH!"

"Cynthia? Are you okay? You need to watch your footing around here or you'll tri--" *also trips* "AAARGH!"

 

"And one! And two! And Pirouette!"

 

"Greetings, Peri and Laslow. I have gained much from my time here. I must thank you both for pushing me outside my zone of comfort. My knowledge of the world has increased. Please, do your best to represent me well until I make my return. Laslow, keep the flirting at a minimum. Peri, restrain your tears. Both of you, find time to train. Until next we meet. Lord Xander."