"Quiet, you two! What are you doing lurking in the shadows?" "It's what we do. Ever at hand. Just in case."
(Sorry for the double-post, but I can't resist. ) “Excuse me! God-person! I did not consent to this information being shared!”
"I've only had Arlo for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself."