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pari and sanc 1x1 roleplay

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Pari, May 31, 2016.

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    for me and @[member="Sanctuary"] to post in only!!!!!!111!!!

    pari picked up sanc and slam dunked him into a trash can.
     
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    Sanc threw 12 bottles of soda at Pari and then proceeded spread spaghetti on the carpet.
     
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    "what the heckie you have literaly made the biggest mess i have ever seen i just got this carpet dry cleaned!!!!!!" pari screamed, proceeding to attempt to wash the mess sanc had made. but she was too lazy and quit after dumping soapy water all over herself, sanc, and the floor.
     
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    "WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUSE ME" Sanc shouted back. "I WAS JUST TRYING TO LIVEN UP THE DECORATION IN THE HOUSE"
    Sanc then flipped the couch upside down and gave their dog a mohawk.
     
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    "SINCE WHEN DID WE GET A DOG?!" pari screeched. she could have sworn they hadn't had a dog at the beginning of the day. "And put the couch back! Upside down couches are so last year i CANNOT believe this blasphemy!!"
     
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    "I TEXTED YOU 3 HOURS AGO ASKING FOR PERMISSION" Sanc yodeled. "But the text kinda failed to send so I just bought it anyway. His name's xX_KickFlipOffTheFridge_Xx. Pretty cool name, right? and whoops, I'm blind again, can't see the couch anymore."
     
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    "that is the worst name i have ever heard," pari said disgustedly. sighing loudly, she righted the couch herself. "if you want something done right, u gotta do it urself," she muttered, nearly slipping on the soapy floor. "someone do something about this before i break my neck pls."
     
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    "I got dis, don't worry" Sanc said confidently. He continued to take his skateboard, new mohawk-infused dog, and a jar of honey and rode around the house, pouring honey out of the jar as he went.
    "Problem solved!" He said with his fists on his hips, making a super hero-like pose.
    "Also, what's for dinner?"
     
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    "now the floor-" pari buried her face in her hands. their house was a mess. maybe it was best the grandchildren or shiny never visited.
    "dinner is iced tea and raw broccoli. its all we have in the fridge rn, since SOMEONE didnt buy the groceries." she glared at the cat.
     
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    "See, this is why I got a dog. This lil guy can do our chores for us, like take out the trash, or book that flight to Iceland for us. Handy dandy!"
    Shortly after, Sanc realized what was for dinner. He was disgusted. He wasn't havin' it.
    "Hey I uhh, just remembered I got invited to a buddy's house tonight so I guess I'll be home late. Sorry, no need to wait up for me, go ahead and eat allllllll the raw broccoli you want! hahahahahahaha :s" He then quickly scurried to gather his things to leave the house.
     
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    "o-oh, uh." pari looked sorely disappointed. "will you be taking your new dog with you too?" she sat down on the couch, surveying the mess that was the living room. it smelled very strongly of honey and soap, a combination that was neither displeasant or nice.
     
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    "I uhh... I guess he can stay here with you, if you want him to keep you company or something. He has good taste in movies and anime. Shit taste in music tho, so stray away from that."
    Sanc continued to grab his things, but started hesitating during the last few moments.
     
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    pari looked at xX_KickFlipOffTheFridge_Xx. xX_KickFlipOffTheFridge_Xx looked back. "well, i guess he can stay," she relented, sighing heavily. she flopped over on the couch and wrapped a blanket around herself like a burrito. "maybe we can watch a movie."
     
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    "Yep, that's the spirit! Just don't let him talk too much during the intros, he'll spoil everything. Fucking asshole..."
    Sanc went to say bye to the dog and whispered "Hey, no shitty movies, aight? Be normal"
    He went over to his wife and patted her before leaving. "Do you want me to bring anything back later?" He asked
     
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    "more iced tea," pari called. "and 10 gallons of milk and a single slice of bread." she patted the couch beside her, and the dog jumped up on it. "what should we watch?" she asked it. he just stared at her. pari didnt know what she was expecting. so she just put on jurassic world.
     
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    "I will die before I buy any kind of tea for this household. I'm buying soda. And none of that diet shit either, I can't drink that. I'll get you a snack or 2 when I come back, we should have enough saved in our account to afford that."
    Sanc left to go to a ramen shop cuz he hates anything tea related. Ramen is one of the loves of his life, so this was like a trip to paradise for him. He may have stayed there for a bit longer than promised.
     
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    as soon as sanc left pari jumped up from the couch and got ramen from her super secret ramen stash. she made it and poured hersef a glass of iced tea before she settled back on the couch to watch her favorite movie in all existence. when it was done she watched it again. then again. it was getting late, and the dog had fallen asleep, but she didn't care.
     
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    Sanc came back home, noticing the dog passed out on the floor and Pari watching Jurassic World for the 18th time this week. He began to sigh. As he took a deep breath in, he noticed a familiar smell. He sniffed the air twice. "Wh... What's this smell lingering around?" He took a pause and sniffed the air again. "I know this smell... This is... Ramen?!?!?!?!?!" He then glared at Pari who was rolled up into a burrito on the couch.
     
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    "i bought a ramen-scented air freshener last week," pari said, not taking her gaze off the tv screen. "it was a good time to test it out because of the honey and soap smell." she adjusted her blankets so they were somehow miraculously tighter around herself. "i thought you'd like it." she attempted to shrug, but her movements were restricted due to her burrito-ness.
     
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    "Hmmmmm..." Sanc said as he looked around skeptically. "Okay then. Anyway, I brought back some soda and snacks for later." Sanc then proceeded to place down a 2L soda, some candy, a load of bread, and a container of JIF peanut butter.
     
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