Tell your funniest, CORNIEST jokes and for my favourites (the ones that actually make me laugh) I'll give you 50 PokéPoints out of my own pocket. Go.
This got me into finding corny jokes so thank you. How did the hipster burn his tongue? Spoiler He drank his coffee before it was cool Why wasn't the toiler paper able to cross the road? Spoiler It got stuck in a crack What did the farmer win an award for? Spoiler For being outstanding in his field Spoiler If these somehow make you laugh, please keep the pokepoints for someone who didn't find em off buzzfeed
Why did the Vampire throw up after he took a bite of Taylor Swifts neck? Spoiler Cause she had Bad Blood
Well, here are some. What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Spoiler Nothing, it just let out a little "wine" Two peanuts were walking down the road Spoiler Then one of them got a-salted Ahhh....when I really need jokes, they don't come to me... Um... Two satellites decided to get married Spoiler The wedding wasn't really good, but the reception was amazing! Two men walk into a bar Spoiler The third one ducks A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm Spoiler He says "A beer please, and one for the road!" I recently went to a restaurant on the Moon. Spoiler It didn't have much atmosphere though Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says "I think I've lost an electron" Spoiler The other says "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive" A man woke up in a hospital and said "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs" Spoiler The doctor replied "I know, I amputated your arms" Doctor doctor, I have 60 seconds to live! Spoiler Doctor: Just a minute! Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own? Spoiler It was "two-tired!" Hey, did you hear about the Italian chef that died? Spoiler He pasta way Those should be all...I think.
*trying to think of one that's appropriate for this site* Yo mama so fat that when she went into outer space, she caused the eclipse
I'm not one for coming up with jokes, but here goes~ A farmer finds three holes in the ground. Seeing these, he says... Spoiler "Well, well, well."
My life I often see cats happier then dogs. They seem to have purrfect days while the dogs end up having a ruffer time. How do spirits float? I mean, what ghost up must come down, right? How do you find out how many digits there are? Multiply the amount of people in the world by 10. (Unless anybody has less then 10, of course.)
*Okay, here's one. (that's probably horrible) What's the difference between a snowman, and a snowwoman? Spoiler Snowballs.
A dwarf who is a mystic escaped from jail, the call went out that there was a "small medium at large".
(Please note I have never eaten glue, this is just for the joke) I once got in trouble for eating glue. Spoiler: Joke When the teacher arrived, I knew I was in a sticky situation.
Joke from one of my favourite classic movies: Spoiler: Joke here "There's a priest, a minister, and a rabbi. They're out playing golf, and they're trying to decide how much to give to charity. So the priest says, "We'll draw a circle on the ground, we'll throw the money way up in the air, and whatever lands inside the circle, we give to charity." The minster says no. "We'll draw a circle on the ground, throw the money way up in the air, and whatever lands outside of the circle, that's what we'll give to charity." The rabbi says "No, no, no. We'll throw the money way up in the air, and whatever God wants, he keeps!" Kudos if you know what movie it's from, too.
Star Wars jokes inbound Spoiler: Why did Jedi Master Mace die? He got thrown out the Windu. Spoiler: Why did Obi-Wan let Anakin live after he burned? Because he took the moral high ground. Spoiler: Did you hear about the sale at the Darth Mall? Everything is half off.
A Short Circuit reference! It was that scene where they were trying to prove that Johnny 5 was human lol. On another note: A Buddhist went to a Subway and said: "Make me one with everything!"
Well, alive/sentient, really, but yeah! I honestly didn't expect anyone to get it, to be honest... and so quickly at that. *high-five*
Here goes: I ordered a slice of pizza from a pizzeria. It slipped from my hands once I got it and ran away. Then, it spoke: Spoiler Did somebody order fast food?
I has another joke! I don't get why people are getting mad at me, Spoiler: Punchline after all, telling apocalypse jokes can't be the end of the world, right? Also, how will we know if (and/or when) we get the 50PP?
What did a Sylveon say to the traffic-officer when the officer was hooking up its car as it was parked in the 'No Parking' zone? Think before viewing the answer! Spoiler: Think!! Nothing obviously! It can't speak anything except its own name! Come on man, that's common sense!
