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Discussion in 'Market' started by Achromatic, Oct 28, 2017.

  1. Achromatic

    Achromatic #TeamMagikarp

    Eevee (KS)
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    Tell your funniest, CORNIEST jokes and for my favourites (the ones that actually make me laugh) I'll give you 50 PokéPoints out of my own pocket. Go.
     
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  2. Vigilance

    Vigilance once here, now gone

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    This got me into finding corny jokes so thank you.

    How did the hipster burn his tongue?
    He drank his coffee before it was cool

    Why wasn't the toiler paper able to cross the road?
    It got stuck in a crack

    What did the farmer win an award for?
    For being outstanding in his field

    If these somehow make you laugh, please keep the pokepoints for someone who didn't find em off buzzfeed :P
     
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  3. Wiso Altred

    Wiso Altred Dragon Tamer

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    In my house we have a hammer and a Stepladder
    I never knew my Realladder


    xd
     
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  4. Apawn

    Apawn Modern Gen 2 Artist

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    Why did the Vampire throw up after he took a bite of Taylor Swifts neck?
    Cause she had Bad Blood :P
     
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  5. VictoryStar34

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    Well, here are some.

    What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
    Nothing, it just let out a little "wine"

    Two peanuts were walking down the road
    Then one of them got a-salted

    Ahhh....when I really need jokes, they don't come to me...

    Um...

    Two satellites decided to get married
    The wedding wasn't really good, but the reception was amazing!

    Two men walk into a bar
    The third one ducks

    A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm
    He says "A beer please, and one for the road!"

    I recently went to a restaurant on the Moon.
    It didn't have much atmosphere though

    Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says "I think I've lost an electron"
    The other says "Are you sure?"
    "Yes, I'm positive"

    A man woke up in a hospital and said "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs"
    The doctor replied "I know, I amputated your arms"

    Doctor doctor, I have 60 seconds to live!
    Doctor: Just a minute!

    Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own?
    It was "two-tired!"

    Hey, did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
    He pasta way

    Those should be all...I think.
     
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  6. Skullbash

    Skullbash I will become the Pirate King

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    Your parents are proud of you as their child.
     
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  7. Anubis the Lucario

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    Crown of Valor
    *trying to think of one that's appropriate for this site*

    Yo mama so fat that when she went into outer space, she caused the eclipse
     
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  8. SnowboundBecca

    SnowboundBecca Scarf Enthusiast

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    I'm not one for coming up with jokes, but here goes~

    A farmer finds three holes in the ground. Seeing these, he says...
    "Well, well, well."
     
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  9. DemonicKraken

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    My life :P

    I often see cats happier then dogs. They seem to have purrfect days while the dogs end up having a ruffer time.

    How do spirits float? I mean, what ghost up must come down, right?

    How do you find out how many digits there are? Multiply the amount of people in the world by 10. (Unless anybody has less then 10, of course.)
     
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  10. Auric

    Auric Platinum Addict

    Another one!!??!
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    *Okay, here's one. (that's probably horrible)
    What's the difference between a snowman, and a snowwoman?
    Snowballs.
     
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  11. Lord Vain

    Lord Vain ✯Drifting Digital God✯

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    A dwarf who is a mystic escaped from jail, the call went out that there was a "small medium at large".
     
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  12. Tepig

    Tepig The Talking Tepig

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    (Please note I have never eaten glue, this is just for the joke)

    I once got in trouble for eating glue.
    When the teacher arrived, I knew I was in a sticky situation.
     
  13. Auric

    Auric Platinum Addict

    Another one!!??!
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    *Did anybody get 50 pokepoints?
     
  14. ShinigamiMiroku

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    Joke from one of my favourite classic movies:

    "There's a priest, a minister, and a rabbi. They're out playing golf, and they're trying to decide how much to give to charity. So the priest says, "We'll draw a circle on the ground, we'll throw the money way up in the air, and whatever lands inside the circle, we give to charity." The minster says no. "We'll draw a circle on the ground, throw the money way up in the air, and whatever lands outside of the circle, that's what we'll give to charity." The rabbi says "No, no, no. We'll throw the money way up in the air, and whatever God wants, he keeps!"

    Kudos if you know what movie it's from, too. ;)
     
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  15. OzoneFruit

    OzoneFruit Made The Arcadia Virus a Cute Anime Girl

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    Star Wars jokes inbound

    He got thrown out the Windu.

    Because he took the moral high ground.

    Everything is half off.
     
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  16. Runo20

    Runo20 Tuber

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    A Short Circuit reference! It was that scene where they were trying to prove that Johnny 5 was human lol.

    On another note:

    A Buddhist went to a Subway and said: "Make me one with everything!"
     
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  17. ShinigamiMiroku

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    Well, alive/sentient, really, but yeah! I honestly didn't expect anyone to get it, to be honest... and so quickly at that. *high-five*
     
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  18. ShireHime

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    Here goes:

    I ordered a slice of pizza from a pizzeria. It slipped from my hands once I got it and ran away. Then, it spoke:
    Did somebody order fast food?
     
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  19. Tepig

    Tepig The Talking Tepig

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    I has another joke!

    I don't get why people are getting mad at me,
    after all, telling apocalypse jokes can't be the end of the world, right?

    Also, how will we know if (and/or when) we get the 50PP?
     
  20. Cherry3Fairy

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    What did a Sylveon say to the traffic-officer when the officer was hooking up its car as it was parked in the 'No Parking' zone?

    Think before viewing the answer!

    Nothing obviously! It can't speak anything except its own name! Come on man, that's common sense!
     
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