The first time I heard most of these jokes , I laughed so hard I fell of my dinosaur and broke my stone underwear.
*I got a few more. Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Spoiler: Punchline Because it got stuck in a crack. What kinds of shorts do thunder clouds wear? Spoiler: Punchline Thunderwear!
What color is water? Spoiler: le answerino You dont know? I thought it was clear. What color are elephants? Spoiler: the next answerone You dont know? I guess its kind of a gray area. What color is a jigglypuff? Spoiler: yet another answer You dont know? You'd have to be sick to not know, are you sure you're in the pink? Wanna hear a joke about a tuxedo? Spoiler: the 4th one. Actually, it doesnt suit yours tastes.
Hey, have you heard about the movie Constipation? Spoiler It hasn't come out yet Hey, have you heard about the movie Garbage? Spoiler Don't watch it, it's trash The teacher was tired of kids not paying attention, so she said "Stand up people who are stupid" Spoiler Little Johnny stood up "Why did you stand up?" The teacher asked "I thought you looked lonely standing up all alone" He replied. Um... A man got hit in the head hard with a can of Coke Spoiler Don't worry, he wasn't hurt, it was a soft drink Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? Spoiler They had no chemistry between them I asked a friend of mine if they had a newspaper. They said that newspapers are old-fashioned and handed me their iPad. Spoiler That fly never stood a chance
This one is a science one that's sort of a brain teaser: Two men went into a bar. One guy said "I'll have a glass of H20." So the guy gets him the glass of water. The guys beside his friend who just got the H20 decides to get his drink. "Hey I'll have an H20 too," he responded. The bartender grabbed him his drink and shortly after drinking it the guy did not feel well. Why is that? This is the joke I found. I knew it but couldn't remember the exact words so I had to copy it: Friend: I wasn't that drunk Me: Dude! You gave a mushroom to a midget and said "Grow Mario! Grow!"
I dunno, I’ll try. What happened to the chicken who crossed the road? Spoiler He became Kentucky Fried. What a pirate’s favorite thing to do? Spoiler Arrrrrrrgue! Lol, sorry for the really bad jokes. As long as I have a chance.
How many Ben's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Spoiler 0, he gets his OC satix to do it instead
Alright, I'll take another crack at this thing... Two farmers cross paths whilst walking down a road. One is carrying a sack over his shoulder. The other asks what's in the sack. The first farmer replies, 'Just some chicken for dinner tonight.' The second farmer then asks how many chickens he has in the sack. 'Well I'll tell you soon,' the first farmer said, 'but if you can guess how many I have in the sack, you can have both of them.'
What is the sound of a dying creature? Spoiler oof Spoiler I would like to Arrrrrrgue with that! A pirates favorite thing to do is write the letter C.
Well Squidy, since you're Bird Keeper, I might make BIRB PUNS! But do you know why I usually don't make them? Spoiler They're very HAWKward. You know, if someone else makes a bird pun. Spoiler I will not be EMUsed I would probably shout Spoiler TOUCAN play at that game! But sometimes, when I'm the only one making them, Spoiler I don't wanna be OWL by myself Which is why I make tree puns! Wait, you thought I was gonna make one? Nah, I just wanted to SPRUCE up my text. Yeah, I'm just BRANCHING out with my puns. OAK kay, you really me to LEAF now? Okay then.
What happens to an astronaut that misbehaves? Spoiler He's grounded! What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar? Spoiler Marsbar! What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? Spoiler Spacebar! What's an astronaut's favorite game to play? Spoiler Moon-opoly!
*knock knock* “Who’s there?” “You know.” “You know, who?” “Yes, it’s me! Avada kadabra! Muahahahahaha”!
um unsure if I tell it right, and might be known for the country 2 snowballs are falling down, one of them asked, ''What are ya gonna do this winter?'' Second snow ball: ''I am going to give a party in Norway. You?'' ''I am going to Holland to start panic'' the reason is, in my country we know rain, cold and that is it, when it is finally snowing the whole country is going crazy. Trains stop working, a global warning is giving off. that is why the joke is funny, hopefully it is also good in English
What's a font's favourite dish? Spoiler RAAVIoli What did the student earn after becoming top of the class in English? Spoiler An aposTROPHY
