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Discussion in 'Market' started by Achromatic, Oct 28, 2017.

  1. Punk

    Punk School Kid

    Odd Egg
    (Odd Egg)
    Level 3
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    ((Idk if pickup lines count))
    I need a paralyze heal...

    Because you're absolutely stunning baby~
     
  2. Pory-ZPlayz

    Pory-ZPlayz Your Friendly Neighborhood Glitch

    Iceon
    (Eevee (S))
    Level 8
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    Exp. Share ★★Tapunium Z ★★★★★Legendary Triforce ★★
    Why did the Magikarp cross the road?

    to avoid the people who say splash isn’t good
     
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  3. Vaquero

    Vaquero Member of the Charicific Valley

    King Crimson
    (Charizard)
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    Because potato
     
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  4. The Eccentric Axolotl

    Legendary Egg
    (Rayquaza Egg)
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    Bicycle ★★Razz Berry ★★Dragon Fang ★★★★Psychium Z ★★★★Lucarionite ★★★★
    What did the Buffalo say to her calf when he left for school?
    Bi son

    My friend and I were playing a fighting game, he wasn't sure if he could pull off a hyper combo. I told him:
    Shor-you-can!

    What would you call a filthy country?
    GERM-any

    Nitrogen and Carbon were at a comedy club, it wasn't exactly enjoyable for them because most of the jokes were really
    boron
     
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  5. RosieVulpes

    Sweetheart
    (Odd Egg)
    Level 7
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    I only know skeleton jokes.(I blame Sans and Game Grumps!)

    Why didn't the skeleton dance at Halloween Party?
    He had no body to dance with!

    When does a Skeleton laugh?
    When somebody tickles his funny bone!

    What do you do if you see a skeleton running across a road?
    Jump out of your skin and join him!

    Why did the skeleton run up a tree?
    Because a dog was after his bones!

    I could do more but, it really would go on too long.
     
  6. RWBY Gaster

    Root Seed
    (Root Seed)
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    King's Rock ★★★Poké Ball ★Potion ★Oran Berry ★★Thunder Stone ★★★
    I can't think of jokes but I can think of puns.
    I know I did not do a good job in SS but I have tried a skele-TON of work
    Team Azulf ketchup in the last moment in SS.
     
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  7. Minatto Prower

    PokéPoints:
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    not sure if roasting counts,but...

    that moment when you see your ugly classmate walking down the hallway when he knows he has detention:

    Bring that Slim Jim,totem pole,deep-fried Spongebob-looking self down to the office boiiiii XD
     
  8. Leviper04

    OLAF
    (Regice)
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    Legendary Triforce ★★
    Ok get ready for some bad joke telling...
    What is brown and sticky.

    A stick.

    Where would you find flying rabbits...

    In the Hare-Force.

    How do you count cows.

    With a Cowculator.

    Why are there so many Pokémon puns.

    Because Wynaut.

    What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter.

    A Jellyfish.
     
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  9. Chicken

    Chicken Cringe Overlord

    Sven
    (Fennekin)
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    Ice Stone ★★★★Icy Rock ★★★
    Why did Ben fail his piano exam?
    Because he only played a-chromatic scale.
    *instantly gets banned...or should I say BENNED.*
     
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  10. LordEevee2005

    LordEevee2005 PKMN Breeder

    TheLegend29
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    *my jokes will probably make you groan more than laugh*

    A man walks into a bar...
    Ouch.

    Moses, Jesus and a bearded man are playing golf.
    Moses goes first. His ball flies through the air and rolls towards a lake. Raising his staff, he parts the water and the ball rolls through safely.
    Jesus is next. He hits the ball and just before it hits the same lake, he walks on the water and chips it onto the green.
    Finally, the bearded man is up. He gives the ball a might whack, and it flies into the sky, hits a bird, and comes down to the lake where a frog grabs it before being pulled into the air by a bird. The frog opens its mouth and the ball drops into the hole.
    Moses turns to Jesus and says, "I hate it when your dad shows off."

    Sorry about the long one. Have a shorter one now.

    In America, you find Wally. In Soviet Russia, Wally finds you!

    You know is why wheelchairs are bad? Everyone looks down on you and pushes you around.
    *Okay I'll stop*
     
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  11. AutumnsDusk

    Fennekin
    (Fennekin)
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    This is bad

    I was gonna tell a joke about pizza, but... it was too cheesy.
     
  12. Arctiquaza

    Arctiquaza Never quite gone

    Honor
    (Gallade)
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    Sail Fossil ★★★
    What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
    "Where's my tractor?!"

    Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
    Because it's dead.

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    because animals wander around! It has no reason NOT to cross the road. It's just traveling a it feels like. And who let their chickens escape?Well, unless this is downtown Oviedo...

    Two men walk into a bar. Another ducks under it.
     
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  13. Vaquero

    Vaquero Member of the Charicific Valley

    King Crimson
    (Charizard)
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    It would only make sense for Waluigi to be the 69th character in smash
     
  14. Dawn

    Dawn La vie est drôle

    Cresselia
    (Cresselia)
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    I once knew a man who couldn't count to twenty-one unless he was naked.
     
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  15. Vaquero

    Vaquero Member of the Charicific Valley

    King Crimson
    (Charizard)
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    Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing.
     
  16. Momo Kiseki

    Riolu
    (Riolu)
    Level 30
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    Big Nugget ★★★★★Dragon Fang ★★★★Icy Rock ★★★
    I suck at jokes but these are from a novel I'm writing if one doesn't make sense let me know and I'll put a bit more context on it.

    "So we have a Demon and an bomb expert"
    "Yep"
    "They seem awfully close"
    "Yeah...."
    "Too bad it'll probably never happen"
    "Yeah...wait...what if it did happen?...A demon...with an bomb expert that could...be a very explosive relationship..."

    Now Pokémon jokes:

    What do you call a really cold lillipup?

    A pupsical

    Where do you find Pokémon?

    Well it depends on where you lost them.

    A Pikachu was leading some eevees through a forest and none of them were listening what did it say?


    "come on eeveeone!"

    This Pikachu used to help it's friends write love songs when it evolved one friend asked for it's help. Do you know what it said?

    "I'm not gonna Raichu a love song" :hello::thumbsup:


    These suck so bad. And I had to make an Eevee joke.
     
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  17. ChocoChicken

    Krysmus Azelv (lol)
    (Krysmus Azelv)
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    Misty's EmblemLegendary Triforce ★★
    My life.


    Three men are cutting trees in the forest. One man cuts 30 trees in an hour. The second cuts 45 in an hour. The last one cuts 60 in an hour. The first man, impressed, asks the third man: "Where did you learn to cut trees like that?"
    "In the desert," he replies.
    The first man is confused. "But there aren't any trees in the desert!"
    "Not now there aren't."
     
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  18. PKMNmianna

    PKMNmianna Bug Catcher

    Giratina
    (Giratina Egg (Altered))
    Level 3
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the idiot’s house


    Knock, knock. “Who’s there?”

    The chicken
     

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