What did the Buffalo say to her calf when he left for school? Spoiler Bi son My friend and I were playing a fighting game, he wasn't sure if he could pull off a hyper combo. I told him: Spoiler Shor-you-can! What would you call a filthy country? Spoiler GERM-any Nitrogen and Carbon were at a comedy club, it wasn't exactly enjoyable for them because most of the jokes were really Spoiler boron
I only know skeleton jokes.(I blame Sans and Game Grumps!) Why didn't the skeleton dance at Halloween Party? Spoiler He had no body to dance with! When does a Skeleton laugh? Spoiler When somebody tickles his funny bone! What do you do if you see a skeleton running across a road? Spoiler Jump out of your skin and join him! Why did the skeleton run up a tree? Spoiler Because a dog was after his bones! I could do more but, it really would go on too long.
I can't think of jokes but I can think of puns. Spoiler I know I did not do a good job in SS but I have tried a skele-TON of work Spoiler Team Azulf ketchup in the last moment in SS.
not sure if roasting counts,but... that moment when you see your ugly classmate walking down the hallway when he knows he has detention: Bring that Slim Jim,totem pole,deep-fried Spongebob-looking self down to the office boiiiii XD
Ok get ready for some bad joke telling... What is brown and sticky. A stick. Where would you find flying rabbits... In the Hare-Force. How do you count cows. With a Cowculator. Why are there so many Pokémon puns. Because Wynaut. What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter. A Jellyfish.
Why did Ben fail his piano exam? Spoiler Because he only played a-chromatic scale. *instantly gets banned...or should I say BENNED.*
*my jokes will probably make you groan more than laugh* A man walks into a bar... Ouch. Moses, Jesus and a bearded man are playing golf. Moses goes first. His ball flies through the air and rolls towards a lake. Raising his staff, he parts the water and the ball rolls through safely. Jesus is next. He hits the ball and just before it hits the same lake, he walks on the water and chips it onto the green. Finally, the bearded man is up. He gives the ball a might whack, and it flies into the sky, hits a bird, and comes down to the lake where a frog grabs it before being pulled into the air by a bird. The frog opens its mouth and the ball drops into the hole. Moses turns to Jesus and says, "I hate it when your dad shows off." Sorry about the long one. Have a shorter one now. In America, you find Wally. In Soviet Russia, Wally finds you! You know is why wheelchairs are bad? Everyone looks down on you and pushes you around. *Okay I'll stop*
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Spoiler "Where's my tractor?!" Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Spoiler Because it's dead. Why did the chicken cross the road? Spoiler because animals wander around! It has no reason NOT to cross the road. It's just traveling a it feels like. And who let their chickens escape?Well, unless this is downtown Oviedo... Two men walk into a bar. Another ducks under it.
I suck at jokes but these are from a novel I'm writing if one doesn't make sense let me know and I'll put a bit more context on it. "So we have a Demon and an bomb expert" "Yep" "They seem awfully close" "Yeah...." "Too bad it'll probably never happen" "Yeah...wait...what if it did happen?...A demon...with an bomb expert that could...be a very explosive relationship..." Now Pokémon jokes: What do you call a really cold lillipup? A pupsical Where do you find Pokémon? Well it depends on where you lost them. A Pikachu was leading some eevees through a forest and none of them were listening what did it say? "come on eeveeone!" This Pikachu used to help it's friends write love songs when it evolved one friend asked for it's help. Do you know what it said? "I'm not gonna Raichu a love song" These suck so bad. And I had to make an Eevee joke.
My life. Three men are cutting trees in the forest. One man cuts 30 trees in an hour. The second cuts 45 in an hour. The last one cuts 60 in an hour. The first man, impressed, asks the third man: "Where did you learn to cut trees like that?" "In the desert," he replies. The first man is confused. "But there aren't any trees in the desert!" "Not now there aren't."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot’s house Knock, knock. “Who’s there?” The chicken