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Pokemon Pool Party!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Chiere, Apr 25, 2015.

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  1. Chiere

    Chiere Banned

    Jun 10, 2014
    Pokémon Pool Party
    With summer coming up soon, here's a a fun little article I wrote combining Pokémon with good summer fun.

    8 Pokémon You Want At Your Pool Party

    Pool parties are great. No one is trying to argue with you there. But every time I go to one it just seems like something is missing. What's missing? That's right. Pokémon. Here are Pokémon that you should have at your pool party:

    A pool party is all about having fun in the water, and Squirtle knows how to have fun in the water. Squirtle is a living water gun that you don't need to refill every five minutes. You'll win every fight with him on your side.

    You've got all of these burgers and hot dogs and you just realized that the propane tank on your grill is empty. What are you going to do? That's why you need Charmander around. He'll be able to cook up all of your assorted meats. I just hope you like them well done.*

    You might be wondering, why would you ever want an Onix at a pool party? Can it even fit in the pool? The reason you want Onix around is because it can do the best cannonballs. Sure, he might splash all of the water out of the entire pool, but it will be worth it to watch everyone get drenched.

    Having a fun pool party in today's modern world is all about including traditions from multiple cultures. That's why you should invite Lombre. He's sure to bring a badass pinata filled with all sorts of tasty Mexican candy.*

    You have to invite Pikachu. Everyone loves Pikachu. He'll be the life of the party. I hope he tells that one joke that goes, "Pika pika. Pika. Pika... CHUUUUUUU!" LOLOL! It gets me every time. Just don't let him get too close to the water or you might be sending all of your guests home in body bags. ZZZZAP!*

    The reason to invite Cryogonal is simple. Halfway through the party, you can use its ice beam to freeze the pool. Your summertime pool party just turned in to a summertime ice skating party! You'll be the coolest person in your neighborhood.

    No pool party is complete without hot babes hanging around the pool. Unfortunately for you, no hot babes want to get anywhere near your house. Luckily, you've got Jynx. Jynx is the hottest of all of the Pokémon. Something's better than nothing, bro.

    Every good party needs some entertainment. Jigglypuff has the most beautiful voice in the entire Pokémon universe. Sure, Jigglypuff's song will put everyone to sleep, but what better way to end a pool party than a group nap?
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  2. Thunder

    Thunder The Alolan Archer

    Apr 19, 2015
    POOL PARTY!!!!!!!

    I would want to have...


    Reason:Ice cream is a food key to summer,what is a pool part without Ice cream?


    Reason:Those BBQ Rib steaks aren't gonna fry themselves and why waste your money on some cheap,run of the mill,Barbecue? JUst get your Tepig and ember!


    Reason:What is a pool party,without getting wet?Have frogadier skid across water and splash the home!


    Reason:You need some hot chicks at a party,when they're famous though,it's too good! The best voice in Pokémon!


    Reason:I can be anything you want me to be...

    I can't think of anymore I'll edit it later.
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