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Puns Mk. 2

Discussion in 'Game Corner' started by Tepig, Oct 5, 2017.

  1. Tepig

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    I got this idea from @Squidy822 but since that game isn't getting posted on, I made a fresh one.

    This version is different from Squiddy's, one person will start the pun, then the other next person has to try to finish the pun with a clever remark. For example:

    Person A: Why did the Cyclist go home early?
    Person B: Because he was two-tyred.

    Then Person B will start another pun in the same post.

    I'll start this off with my own pun:
    What do you call a Legendary Pokémon's pictures of themselves?
     
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    Azelfi

    Whats the worst thing about throwing a party in space?
     
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    It takes a lot of work to planet.

    Did you hear about the squid who got arrested for making too mant puns?
     
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    It should have consquidered the consequences.

    What to you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
     
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    Backrabbits. (Jackrabbits, but with back. Get it?.... Yeah this one was hard.)

    What does this thread have in common with a scarecrow's territory?
     
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    It could have been Receding hare line.

    They are both deserted?

    Whats something you can shoot but it never dies?
     
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    A gun!

    Why did the shoe cross the road?
     
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    It wanted to find its sole mate.

    Did you here the one about the lost shape?

    P.S. - For my last one, I was thinking they were both very corny.
     

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