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Discussion in 'Game Corner' started by Nightmare Fredbear, Aug 13, 2015.

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  1. Nightmare Fredbear

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    The Pun game!
    So since it's been a while that I joined, I decided to make a game!
    So it's simple, just make a punny pun oops what i meant is the best pun either not related or a reply to the above person above you.
    RULES:
    ​No inappropriate puns
    You may use pictures to state your pun, either created by you or the internet. Imean, memes are da best puns!
    You may make puns about other people, just don't make them offensive.
    You may make links to the pictures.
    You may use memes

    So everything important cited, Let's do it!
    Let me start!

    Oh you know this table? I built it with my bear hands.
    Yeah, we get it
     
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  2. LadySmugleaf

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    I had a pizza pun... But it's too cheesy.
     
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  3. Absolute Zero

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    Go ahead and dish it out, I'm sure it's not that cheesy. We upper-crust comedy types can surely swallow your jokes, no matter how you slice it.
     
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  4. Vaporstar4x4

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    A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
     
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  5. shinygiratinaz

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    Hopefully it won't dirty the market, though I worry about it leaving the competition in its dust. I guess we will see how it pans out.
     
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  6. Pitmore

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    In other news, did you hear about the guy who had his entire Leg cut off?

    He's all right now.
     
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  7. Almandine-G

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    Betcha he feels left out, almost without direction in his life now. But, if he keeps moving forwards, with his chin up, then he can avoid falling.
     
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  8. Nightmare Fredbear

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    I used to be a flat wood seller, that job gets me board.
    Then I became a wheel seller and fixer.
    Now I am really, REALLY, tired
     
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  9. Pitmore

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    I was wondering why the cricket ball was getting bigger

    Then It hit me.
     
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  10. Almandine-G

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    Now that just doesn't sound cricket to me, unsportly even. Whoever was having a ball from that, I tell you, I'm not gonna bat an eyelid at this, I'll pitch in on the field of war and strike them down!
     
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  11. Nightmare Fredbear

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    I think you all planted corny puns
    No response when i said this, horray
     
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  12. Absolute Zero

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    I was reading through these past ten entries, wondering if even one of them would be so bad it would make me cringe.

    Fortunately, no pun in ten did.
     
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    Spare me the punishment.
     
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  14. Nightmare Fredbear

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    I'll give out the punishment, but I will pour hot water on you, you will not sweat it to anyone.
     
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  15. Aurelia

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    I would tell all you guys a chemistry joke, but I don't think I would get a reaction.
     
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    Why not tell a chemistry joke? You could be the catalyst of something new. And it's not like you need to compound one joke on the other, just leave it basic and don't make it too polarizing and I'm sure we'll all be bound by your sense of humor.

    Sorry if that was too lengthy. I do that periodically.
     
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    I know how irrelevant this could be, but if you put the silver surfer, and iron man together, they make the perfect alloy.
     
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    The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
     
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  19. ✯Ho-OhLugia✯

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    I'm looking for a Pokémon... have Eusine Suicune? <(My favourite pun I made up)
     
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    Blue Orb ★★★★★Decidium Z ★★★★★
    Hey, "water" you doing in the ocean, dude?! (Wow, so lame.)
     
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