Question The Almighty Spire

Do you shoot lazers?

 

Does your shell turn red when you see a hot girl?

 

Do you run away from plumbers?

 

How does one go about rebuilding a shattered world?

 

Do you respect me as a Prince?

 

How does it feel? To be on your own? With no direction home! Like a rolling stone!

 

Didn't you know that's a song by Bob Dylan, not The Rolling Stones?

 

Why do people ask so many turtle - related questions from you? I just don't get it.

 

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Are you getting a real christmas tree this year or a fake one?![/background]

 

Are you allergic to anything, if so what?

 

Can I ask more than one question in a single post in your thread?
hold on don't answer that one.
please answer everything don't offend me
When was the last time you had soup? Was it crouton soup?
Have you ever used straws in your nostrils? Was it to blow DOUBLE BUBBLES or to try to drown yourself with only a glass of water?
Have you ever hopped for more than 20 minutes? Was it with your left foot, right foot, or both at the same tiime? Was anyone watching? What did they say?
Did you ever think about getting a marshmellow in your brain?
Did you know that a roach could get inside your ear while you sleep, causing seriously nasty damage? GROW HAIR GO HIPPIE
Have you ever seriously offended someone? Who was it? Why? Would you undo it? If not, why not, you freaking monster?
How many times do you pee a day, average?
BTW, have you ever taken the perfect dump? Never cut it even once? So long you had to stand up to finish? That's a perfect dump. So how many perfect dumps have you scored in your life? Was it over 20? Do you eat a lot of fiber? Lax? Dog food?
Have you ever had raw meat? How did it taste? Did you get infections afterwards? Were they bad? Did they hurt? Were you treated by one of those super hot nurses that are like 60?
How many times have you been surbunt? Are you extremely pale and that's why? How tan have you got? Do you like the sun? Does the sun likes you? Are you in friendly terms with it? If not, why haven't you made up yet?
Have you ever had chewing gum stuck in your hair? What part of your body was that hair on? Did it hurt when you got it out? Did you use scisors or just puilled it? You could have frozen your body part(s) so it would come out on it's own. Did you know that? If it was unsafe to get it on a freezer, you could have used ice. Did you think of that?
Have you ever played an eroge game? Did it have Yaoi scenes in it?
When was the last time you had milk? Did you drink from the carton? Was anyone watching you, possibly grossed out? Did you burp right after it? Was it loud?
Do you touch at night? Did you know jesus cries about it? Are you religious?
What's your favorite Pokémon? Why is it your favorite? Did you get it to level 100? How many times, in what games? Was it ever a shiny? Did you hack it? Don't you prefer legit Pokémon?
Do you have a job? What is it? Do you like it? Do you get around with your co-workers? Why not?
Have you ever danced at a party and felt like a diva? Was it fun?
Have you ever got drunk? What with? Who with? Do you remember everything you did? Couldn't anyone tell you what you did?
Do you practice yoga? Have you ever unbalanced any limb doing it? Did you get treated right away, or waited a while?
What kind of music do you like? How did you get into it? And how often do you listen to it?
Can you do a handstand while walking down stairs? Have you tried? Then how do you know?
Am I cool? Please elaborate.