Here's a thread for your random quote-posting needs. I'll start. "That's it! I'm gettin' me mallet!" -Eustace Baggs, Courage The Cowardly Dog Show
"Then listen up! Usually, the good Lord works in mysterious ways, but not today! I'm here to introduce you to 66 tons of divine intervention! If God is love then you can call me Cupid." Sergeant Johnson Halo 2 (One of my favorite quotes from him ever!)
"mostly because i like sharp points" "you cant bring guns to slumber parties?" "it is disturbing that my pants fit perfectly" -Squidy822
"Your friends are the family you choose; your family are the friends you're stuck with." - Garterbelt
"Are you up for this? Are you? Look, I just need to know because the city is flying. Okay, the city is flying? We’re fighting an army of robots ... and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense." - Clint "Irrelevant" "Hawkeye" Barton, Avengers: Age of Ultron
"Praise the lord But hold on to your hat Jesus Christ was born a cat" - Frank Pickle, The Vicar of Dibley "Coffee, coffee, coffee before we teachy, teachy!” - Mr. G, Summer Heights High
"STOP! STOP IT! No one is to stone ANYONE, until I BLOW THIS WHISTLE!" - A soon-to-be unfortunate priest in Monty Python's Life of Brian "I have been falling, for THIRTY MINUTES!" - Loki, Thor Ragnarok
