Random Stuff You Do

I like to put my face on my cat's fur and smell it

can squeeze very hard while hugging to suffocate people who really annoy me
(fun fact, when he was young, one day, my dad hugged his dad and broke him a rib)

Last year we had to read Les Misérables in an abridged version. As i hate those, I read the whole book instead

 

if i'm laughing really hard at something and im with my friends sometimes i'll lean my head on their shoulder. also if someone says something that reminds me of a song sometimes i'll burst out in song just to annoy them. and finally i'll chill with my birds sitting on my head. i'll just clean my room or do homework with my birds on my head no biggie.

 

Well...

1. I sit on the roof of the house and play video games and read.

2. Consistently earrape my friends by screaming

3. Being weird in general

Actually, for being weird, since I'm so consistent about this, I give myself a consis-ten out of ten!

 

Every time someone mentions cake, I say 'lie'. It's funny that most people don't know what I'm talking about (unless they played Portal).

 

Do random accents (which I suck at a lot)
Quote movies or games
Do random gestures or body movements

 

I make references to everything and anything at all times. Basically, if it can be tied, even by the most illogical and tenuous thread, into a reference, it's going into the goddamned reference.
I quietly make my own commentary in all situations. And it's always the snarky, sarcastic, Tumblr-esque type of commentary, so it's super awkward when someone hears me mumbling dive ratings for the people jumping off the Titanic.
I will randomly recite facts to people. Just say to them: 'Hey, did you know that...'
#MissingNo

 

i make way too many song references. and i like to pat heads (my friends' heads, even the heads of random people in school that i don't know, as long as they're younger than me)

 

I get super into any conversation involving gaming. I also like to make a lot of inside jokes. If you think of me like Jim from The Office you'll get the idea of what I'm like (except he likes sports and I like esports).

 

I like to stack my dice into towers when playing games with my friends. It really annoys them actually because they inevitably fall, make a ton of noise, and go everywhere so I have to ask them to help me find them. Its more of a terrible habit than anything else.

 

I like to crack my toes a lottttt. It feels nice haha.

 

Whenever anybody asks me "What's up?" I will answer with "The ceiling/sky, and also [thing]". The first part of the sentence varies if I'm indoors or outdoors (I'm usually indoors), and the second thing is the first thing I notice when I look up and try to spot an object. On occasion, the [thing] will be 'the temperature'.
I used to just say the first thing, but then it got stale rather quickly, so I had to add the second part - because the first part has become a knee-jerk reaction for me.

I also tend to quote The Simpsons at any opportunity when it is appropriate. There's an abundance of quotes available, so it isn't hard to find one that fits the conversation at hand. (Spongebob is similarly varied.)
...I'll try to think of a few more for later. Right now these are all that come to mind.

 

Hm... for some reason I always doodle in my notebooks when we’re doing notes and stuff.

I move my leg up and down a lot. I don’t know if it’s because I’m fidgety or nervous. Probably the former, sometimes I just don’t like sitting still.

 

I do this thing where I stand up, run around the house, and then sit back down and go back to whatever I was doing. Even I don't know why I do it. My parents want me to stop because I have smacked into the walls and almost ran them down several times. Over the years, I have accidentally injured myself many times. I still do it and I have no idea why.

Lately I've been doing the finger guns a lot and I can't stop. Help.

 

Random stuff I do... I think I got a list around here somewhere...

-Suddenly pick up my siblings and pretend they're toy aeroplanes (much to their amusement, and my parents' annoyance).
-Combat roll (and exclaim 'Ninja') over my bed to get to the other end quicker.
-Pretend to reload a gun (or actually reload a Nerf blaster) for no reason.
-Say or do random things online, like jump off a building on GTA because I wanted to surprise attack a player, knowing fully well I'd die from the fall.
-Pick up one of my siblings and pretend they're a gun, complete with 'pew' SFX (again, annoying my parents but amusing my siblings).

...and I think that's everything! I think I need to sort something out. This is not normal at all...

 

Oh, and another one I forgot.

At my home we have napkins with a little "drawing" sewn at one corner.
When I was little, I was sitting at the table and probably struggling putting one right on my knees, so my mom placed it and told me "That's how you do it" or something.
By chance she put it on my knees with the little sewn thing at the up right corner.
Since that day, I always place my napkin on my knees with the little decoration (or the etiquette if no decoration) at the up right corner.

 

I sometimes randomly doodle on book or any space I find on which drawing can be made.
I also sing songs with different tune to hear my brother say "You suck at singing" which I don't know is true or not lol.
I also think about the stuff happened to me that day or somebody and think about the results if I responded to things in a different way
When my brothers come home(he's studying far from where i live so he comes occasionally to meet me) I pick up fights with him. Neither of us is good at expressing love so we just fight and laugh all the way out xD Annoying him is fun

 

I like to sit on the balcony while it's raining and read a book.

Other times I like to do wierd stuff with my friends. (For example we played a wierd game of truth or dare. It did not end pretty.)

 

I move my textbooks around untill they are just to my liking itherwise I can’t work properly.