Rhyme Slam!

I see you up there, Ho-ohLugia
with your Pokémon name.
You probably think it's original
but I think it's pretty lame.

You brag about this battle
going on between dark and light,
under your command we're talking "dim
and maybe just a little bit bright".
Bring those against my Steels,
And witness a terrifying sight
as I Metal Burst, Gyro Ball,
Flash Cannon win the fight!

But enough about you for now,
let's bring the spotlight back to me.
You could sure stand to talk
to someone who almost has three degrees.
People all act like I'm smart,
like my hands are molding history,
but they only know part
and I'll unveil the mystery!

I'm cultured and reasoned
and a gentleman too,
I'll explain ancient Chinese religion
when I'm done with this verbal kung-fu.
I can do all that, and I can rap too,
I think it's time we heard more rhymes out you.
(You're doing well in in this, but that's not anything new.
And I will still give credit where credit is due.)

Just follow after me
like I'm the Pied Piper
Try to walk in my footsteps
and call be Zero-Cipher!

 

Zero, I think you spelt your username wrong.
I'm guessing bells are ringing in your head, ding dong.
It's Zero Cipher not Sifr.
You think you can spell? You're getting dimmer and dimmer.
Come on, give someone a fight.
You say good morning but for you it's night.
Go back to your bed of tears and sleep.
Either way, all I can here is the sound of your weep.
Go on, cry and cry.
Like a little baby who's about to die.
OKay this rhymes may be a little out of hand.
But yours are so bad they should be banned

(I pronounced Sifr a bit differently so dimmer and dimmer might not work for some. Also ignore all the comments I made them up just now, it's pretty bad I'm not gonna lie.)

 

Ho-oh and Lugia
Ya think you're great 'cause there's two of ya
Well guess what mate
You're time is late
I'm gonna give you a time to hate
Cybernetics are the way to go
But you're all about the past and you're way too slow
So you think you're free
Shrouded in mystery?
Well this robot's gonna make you history

 

It isn't just you who can fly into the sky.
I've got rockets, you know, so even I can go high.
I don't need a mouth to send you flying south;
Compared to me, your "divine powers" are fitting for a meowth!
So just drop this little game; your rhymes are really lame
And how quickly I could crush you is kind of a shame.

 

Ho ohlugia
Can i ask you a thing
How can you rhyme so good
Its shocking
But i love shocks
So dont take tension
Just sing a song
That rocks
Dont give me that look
Its make me feel embarass
Hey whats that in your hand
Is it a drawing book
Ok i have go now
But i will meet you soon