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Gameplay Journal Rob Zombug - A mixed media Nuzlocke

Discussion in 'Other Pokémon Games' started by Bug, Mar 22, 2019.

  1. Bug

    Bug Hiker

    Kaen
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    Howdy! This is a port over of an ongoing nuzlocke run. This post in particular was posted:
    January 3rd, 2015

    None of this is indicative of the content you can expect in the coming updates.



    Oh boy. OH BOY. SNAKEWOOD. VERSUS. IT'S GOING DOWN.


    Welcome to Rob Zombug! Where the zombies are real and the points don't matter. Formerly a Versus-locke with Macenhizer that has taken a narrative life of it's own.



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    • Must catch the first Pokémon encountered in an area
    For MacEnhizer, if that Pokémon shares a type with a team member, it cannot be caught and a Pokémon cannot be caught for that route.
    ○ For Bug, if that Pokémon is a bug type, it must replace a non-bug-type team member and cannot be replaced until deceased.

    • Dupes:If the first Pokémon encountered is a Pokémon who's evolutionary line is alive, it must be fled from and another chance to catch a Pokémon will be had. This may happen twice; if the third encounter is also a dupe, no catch for that area.

    • Must nickname every Pokémon
    • If a Pokémon faints, it cannot be used at all and must be permanently boxed
    ○ If all Pokémon on a team wipe, the player may continue with previous catches
    ○ If someone* wipes and there is no one in the box to replace a team, that player may discard one point to retrieve a Pokémon in the other player's reserves to start again. If this happens again, they discard two points, etc.
    By someone we mean Macenhizer, Bug is less likely to have no reserves in the box (hahahahha)


    • No vitamins, rare candies, stat boosters, or consumable held items may be used.
    ○ Berries may be used outside of battle, but not as held items.

    BS clause: If at any time the mechanics of the game interfere with the integrity of the ruleset, the rules may be temporarilly ignored to compensate.
    ○ This means any rigged battles or Pokémon captures that are forced to occur to carry on may ignore the ruleset until that obsical is overcome.
    ○ If an area is reached from which there is no escape, savestates must be used to escape, and the game will be replayed up until that point as if it had not been played (cannot savestate to find same catches, same battle circumstances, etc.)


    We also have a point system. I think they kinda work like tickets at an arcade, except you can't get a disco ball, just tickets.
    +4 point for defeating a major boss battle (gym leader, rival, team leader, etc.), +6 for defeating without a death

    Bug= +1 for every bug type obtained
    Macenhizer= +1 for every type on team (cumulative)
    Bug= +1 for every Pokémon caught after obtaining a full team, max 16
    Macenhizer= +1 for every Pokémon type caught

    -1 for every Pokémon on the team that faints
    -2 additional points for a team wipe
    -1 for reaching an area that cannot be left

    +1 for a fakemon first encounter

    +1 for every update with at least 10 good zombie puns, as determined by the opponent
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    Pt 1 : You're looking at it, Buddy.


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    Funniest Screenshot Run - 2016 Winter Ganza
    Best Protagonist in a Screenshot Run - 2016 Winter Ganza
    Most Improved Screenshot Run - 2016 Winter Ganza
    Best Multimedia Run - 2016 Summer Ganza
    Best Overall Screenshot Run - 2017 Winter Ganza


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    Fanart Album
    Author Art Album

    Part one ~ Rob Zombug
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    God DAMN my head hurts.



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    I'll level with you weird spirit man, I do throw some wild New Year's parties. I'm probably drunk.



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    ...
    Yeah. I'm def drunk.
    Pokémon don't just die. That's like saying I can die. Pfffft. What a rotten lie.

    Now, back to the amnesia bit...

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    I'm feeling pretty girly today.
    Hello, my name is Aaron. I've got style as deadly as a lit match in a Dwarven liquor stash.

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    The fuck is this? THE FUCK IS THAT?
    Where the DELELEWHOOP am I?


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    You know what, no. NO. I'm grabbing one of these very conveniently placed Pokeballs and leaving.



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    HOOOOOOOLY SHIT. NEVERMIND. YOU ARE HELLA CUTE.
    You are now called Bug, and we are BFFsies.



    Now lets you and me get the hell outta Dodge, and--
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    Is that a fucking zombie?
    Aw heeeeeeeeeeeell no. Let's go, Bug.




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    Dammit, I can't resist a bearded man in distress. It is my fatal weakness.




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    Oh, ew, gross it's both disgusting and I want to pop it. Blech. Make it go away, Bug!

    One scratch spam later...
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    And give me your pocket change too, you icky human thing.


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    Woah, bearded spirit man, please. That is hella creepy. I'm not sure I like this anymore.
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    Oh. Seems legit. tl;dr I woke up in that shitty town just ten steps from here. The whole thing is rocks.
    It should be re-named Littlerock instead of Littleroot.

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    Not a damn thing. My head is killing me, and I think the Vodka Cherry Pokeballs are the culprit. Damn delicious treats.

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    That sounds like something you wouldn't forget, but things happen. Zombies happen. Sometimes it's best not to question the cosmic design.

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    Well, at least this is familiar. Nothing says 'denial of a zombie apocalypse' like a nicely furbished Pokémon center.

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    Let's get you healed up, Buggy baby.

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    RUDE. Threatening my poor baby bug like that. What a cruel, heartless wench.
    It's okay bug, I know what will make you feel better...
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    SHOPPING!




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    All-in-all we bought like 5 potions and balls

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    Found out that we couldn't go back to Littlerock

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    And found out that the bearded dream boat had arranged a rendezvous for us up the road.a

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    Notes:
    +1 points for sweet angel bug

    +0 for puns. I made like 1 pun I think. What puns even?
     
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  2. Jimcloud

    Jimcloud Youngster

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    Hell yes! I'm so glad you're bringing this over here. It's still... incredible that this is how this run fucking started.
     
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  3. Bug

    Bug Hiker

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    Isn't it just? It's come a long way, and has a long way to go. Looks like the LV format broke some of my border coding, which will be fun to work out later.

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    This update was originally posted on the Nuzlocke Forums
    March 24th, 2016
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    Welcome to Rob Zombug, the now not VS Locke. Everything is stupid and the points don't matter.​

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    Woah, woah, wait hold up, I was just staring at your beard! I'm not ready to be a crib-snatching father.

    This is only our first date!

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    I'm starting to think our ideas of appropriate conversation for a tryst don't exactly align.

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    With the way this date is going I'm not sure I want to do anything.
    ... Oh no... No please, not the puppy dog eyes.

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    Oh the things I do for love.

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    Does this mean something like you want me to call you because that is so smooth.
    I can't lie, I am currently swooning.

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    This egg smells like someone took a dump on a smelly shoe, though.

    Time to get this show on the road. To find my new brother of whom I have no memory, but a bearded man has told me--
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    Bug it's rude to hiss at people just because they have terrible clothes.

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    WELL FUCK YOU, TOO.

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    BOOM, BITCH. Mess with the bug master, you get the bugs.

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    Oh no, I'm quaking in my designer shoes. I've clearly upset the mighty god of TERRIBLE FASHION SENSE.

    Not like I'll ever see her again, anyways.

    West we go.

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    Oh thank Arceus the Creator of all bugs.
    Bug, you can't just eat anything vaguely sausage shaped. Trust me.

    Okay little Zig, I am naming you Jazz.



    Wait a damn second.

    Something is shaking. THE EGG IS SHAKING.

    OH GOD, IT'S HAPPENING. IT'S HAPPENING. IT'S... IT'S...
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    I fucking hate Hoenn.

    None, because fuck.


     
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  4. Jeydis

    Jeydis Midnight Gourmand

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    Oooh now this is something different. I am already emotionally attached to Bug so I am sure nothing bad will happen.

    >_>
     
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  5. Bug

    Bug Hiker

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    Damn me, back at it again with the bad hacks.

    This update was originally posted
    April 7th, 2016
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    But really, thanks. I was doing something I had never seen before, and so far it has hit it's mark. It's a bit weird reposting this stuff three years later, but...

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    A fat stunky, an abomination devoid of God, and a perfect angel.
    You better pull your weight, Jazz, because we all know this egg isn't going to do shit.

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    Oh what in the fresh hell is this nonsense.

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    Are you seriously paying me in shoes instead of cashmoney?
    I didn't inhale fucking zombie flakes for this shit.

    I know it's not much, but I, uh--

    Don't you fucking walk away from me.

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    Wait, wasn't that a fucking ghost? So was it ghost flakes, or zombie flakes?
    Shit, my head feel like it's being put in a vicegrip.

    Wait, Bug, where the heck are you going?

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    And here we see the Bug in its natural habitat, owning the hell out of some stupid zombies.

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    I feel like I shouldn't be surprised at this point, and yet here I am holding an actual heart in my hand.


    And now it's time to fight more fucking zombies.

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    ATTA GIRL JAZZ. FUCK 'EM UP.

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    You know Jazz, for something of which is not a bug you are not half bad.
    That being said Bug is better, but you can't get much better than perfect.
    Because then you would be me, and only I can be me.

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    Holy shit where can I get me one of these.
    No of course I can't steal this, who just steals things.

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    FUCK YEAH, HAMMER-SPACE.
    I'll never want for potions again.

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    SHIT IT'S FUCKING WORSE THAN THE BOILBASAUR.
    You fight that and I am gonna go way the fuck over here. Away from that.

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    Garbage. Just like you.

    Now that Jazz has thoroughly wiped the floor with that disgusting oozy-thingy,
    I guess it wouldn't hurt to check out the local gym.

    In times of crisis it only makes sense that gym leaders and small children should be taking care of things.

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    Well maybe if I kick this shit really hard...

    FUCK. OW. FUCK ME that hurts worse than my father leaving me.

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    The one and only genuine article; the bug king himself.
    Bug king..? Whatever, I knew it! It really is you.

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    Something irks me about going out and having to solve an epidemic that
    I cannot quite place my finger on quite yet.
    But yeah, I suppose I could do that.
    If anyone can help us, it's Champion Landon.

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    PEACE OUT, MR.DUDE.

    Mr.Guy, you were truly a good friend. I shall name this next catch for you.

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    FUCK YES.

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    Can a zombie apocalypse get any better than this?


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    I am made of 82% salt. Obviously this makes me some sort of anti-zombie super hero.
    I hope that means that I get super powers, because that would be some sweet shit.

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    Your level of paranoia is amazingly high. I wasn't gonna' steal nothing.

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    GET DUNKA LUNKA'D, SHITLORD.
    Hasn't anyone ever told you stealing was wrong?

    That being said, give me your lunch money, nerd.

    It doesn't look like there are any ferries around here, so I guess we have to go north.

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    I have a funny feeling I'm not going to find any bugs in here.

    Are you keeping track? Because I'm not.
     
  6. Jeydis

    Jeydis Midnight Gourmand

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    The fact that the egg can be used in combat is so odd. Also you need to invest in a bad ass plague doctor mask, keep the dust out.
     
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