Sachi's Moemon Firered Randomized Nuzlocke

Sachi-Shimazu · Oct 25, 2014

So, I started doing this a while ago on my Youtube channel, but the recordings were slowly becoming less and less good, so that was cancelled. Instead, posting the progress of each 30 minute play of it that I record (there will be grinding between each post).

Current Team:
Totodile (Miniwa) Lvl 14, Item: Mystic water, Moveset: Scratch, Leer, Rage, Water Gun

Sudowoodo (Kellam) lvl 13, Moveset: Rock Throw, Mimic

Trapinch (Gara) lvl 7, Moveset: Bite

Arbok (Mercury) lvl 10, Moveset: Wrap, Leer, Bite, Poison Sting

Part 1: The Adventure Begins

So, let's get the formalities with Oak out of the way and OH MY GOD, WHAT HEY HELL IS THAT THING!!! A DUGTRIO...

Okay, now we get into the actual world and, oh great, he played with a NES, something I've never done in my life... A video game just made me feel inadequate... Anyway, progressing the story, walk into the tall grass and Oak stops me because I can't just catch my first Pokémon like Wally did, I have to be given it by someone who knows nothing and has no data on the damn things. Anyway, time to choose my starter. The choices look goo... OH MY GOD TRAPINCH IS CREEPY!!!

I chose Totodile, and my rival, he chose Caterpie... Worst decision of his life. Anyway, battle time.

Easy victory

Okay, time to go and get the package for that lazy Professor. Route 1 time, let's see what Pokémon are here before I get Pokeballs. First encounter is... ALL MY WANTS!!!

I love Dragonite so much... I hope I can catch it. Let's so what the other Pokémon is... Aww, it's cute...

I do like Marowaks as well, but I prefer Dragonite. Plus Moemon Dragonite so much Kawaii. Anyway, I got to Viridian City with Miniwa the Totodile at level 8. I grabbed the package for the lazy man and headed back, reaching Pallet with no encounters and Miniwa unchanged. I gave the old man his package. He gave me five Pokeballs for me to go catch my first Pokémon and DRATINI...

I WANT IT I WANT IT I WA-- Miniwa, why would you do that!!!

Well, that was an anti-climatic end to the first part... See you next time.

Sachi-Shimazu · Oct 30, 2014

Part 2: Harden Everywhere

Okay, leaving the Pokémon Centre, let's go to Route 2... I'm sure nothing will get in my way... Especially not an Old Man who wants to teach me how to catch things... Oh Crap...

I don't want your TV Old Man, I already know all this stuff. Please take it back. Oh, you won't. At least let me sell it. No... I hope you die from a Glalie freezing you and eating you leisurely. Now that he has shut up about how to do things I already know how to do... Let's go and OH A Pokéball... Floor potion give your Pokémon health... And now let's go to Route two. Yay, I can at least try to catch a new Pokémon... This time I hope that Miss trap Totodile Miniwa won't kill the thing *glares at Miniwa through the screen*
Okay, let's go and find our first encounter. And it is a Suodowoodo... and it is a trap... again... So many traps......

And I actually managed to catch it this time... what to name it. Maybe in honour of another character that is relatively unnoticed, It shall be named...

Now, let's see what else we could have gotten... There is this guy who looks pretty cool (but IMO needs updating)

And then there is this cute little bug... AND IT'S NOT A TRAP!!!!!!

After a tiny bit of grinding, time to return to the Pokémon centre. I guess I should probably rename one of my boxes something for all my dead Pokémon... Hellbox... Nah... DEAD GIRLZ... one, traps are a thing, two, already taken... Oh, I know...

There we go, a happy place for the dead moemon... That sounded better in my head... May as well stock up on potions just in case... and let's just go grind for a while. Miniwa is now lvl 9 and Kellam is now lvl 8.

Sachi-Shimazu · Nov 16, 2014

PART 3: Traps, Traps Everywhere.

Alright, another session, more moes. Let's move on now, to that route 22, time for a new Pokémon.

And let's nickname it after a character from Naruto, even though I dropped the series after the Haku arc NaruXHaku 4eva

Now that we've got a new Pokémon, let's try Gara the sand trap out... After healing him of course. I wouldn't want my Pokémon dying on my or anything *awkwardly laughs* Oh, he had Mystic Water. Miniwa doesn't have any water type moves just yet, but let's give it to him anyway... -_- traps... Anyway, to battle!!! Oh, it's a Trapnich one level higher than Gara is... And sh---

Well, let's hope he doesn't crit and kill poor Gara... Wasting Potions on this idiotic fight I picked with another Trapinch... A few potions and a lot of biting later...

HE'S NOT DEAD!!!!! Anyway, let's stop that now and go north. Viridian Forest and new Pokes time!!!!! And our first encounter is... A trap again...

Catch plz, catch plz, I want a strong 2nd evo now, so catch plz. Well... 4 Pokeballs later...

Let's name it after both a poison and a really cool character from an awesome show that if you hate you should be ashamed of yourself.

Now that we have a team of four traps... I mean... Pokémon... let's go deeper into the forest (after healing first of course, we wouldn't want the poor trap dying on us in his first episode. And after some grinding and stuff, time for a trainer battle...

His first Pokémon... Funb- I mean Slowbro... Not that Kawaii...

Wasn't that difficult either, took it down with it's only major threat being Yawn...

And second Pokémon... is so CUTE!!!! AND IT'S A FREAKING TRAP!!!!

I managed to kill it I wanted that beautiful white hair... I LOVED YOU AGGRON... I don't have any nickname ideas for an Aggron though...

Oops, SS fail...
Oh well, I still won with no casulties to the trap team... Skylanders... Trap Team... Give us a real Spyro game... Please, stop with Skylanders... I don't li--

Anyway, let's find another trainer...

Or I could just end the episode here... Anyway, my team now consists of Gara, who is level 7, Mercury, who is level 5, and the duo of Kellam and Miniwa, both lvl 12.

Sachi-Shimazu · Dec 15, 2014

PART 4: Grindfest

As the title implies this isn't much of interest. Mostly grinding. I'm thankful I'm not doing a Youtube series of this anymore cause it would be as boring as my voice. Anyway, let's see. But first, let's go fight Gary. I have 2 level 12 Pokémon, and I'm unsure whether his Caterpie would have evolved even if it would be the level of a Metapod. And what is replacing his Pidgey?

Oh, okay, I've been starting to like Gulpin and Swalot a lot recently, and Gulpin looks really cute. Too bad it has to die, I'd probably want to hug it.

And the poor thing is dead. Now, is it a Caterpie or a Metapod?

Haha, it's still a Caterpie. Even when he has a Butterfree, it will be no match for me.

No big surprise, weak attack stat, even a lvl 5 Arbok could kill it. Welp, after some grinding, time to fight a trainer in Viridian Forest. And Bug Catcher Lillianna's first Pokémon is an Exeggutor... which is not that cute.

And now that that is dead, next is Oddish... Are you sure your not secretly an Aroma Lady in a bug catcher outfit, two grass types and a very feminine name, TELL THE TRUTH LILLIANNA!!!!

That's two of Aroma Lady--- I mean Bug Catcher Lillianna's Pokémon down. Now for their final Pokémon.

Okay, I like Cacturne and all, but the chest area really looks wrong for a Pokémon such as Cacturne. Oh well, bye bye mon ami.

GG Aroma Lady Lillianna, GG. And now on to the next trainer. And you are... Bug Catcher Noelle, first Pokémon is...

Easy win over the Wooper. I see a very seductive sprite in that Wooper's future (seriously, Quagsire's sprite...). Next Pokémon...

Oh god, Pelliper. You caused me so much grief in Pokémon Emerald you stupid pelican I will kill you slowl--- OH GOD MERCURY!!!!!

Mercury. I'm sorry. I'll never do that to you again. At least neither of us have to see that Arceusdamned bird again.

Finally, Noelle's last Pokémon is...

Oh, you only had two Pokémon. Please, Noelle, do not come near me or Mercury again as long as you live. Well, now is a good time to finish... Mercury just had a near death experience, I need to give him and myself a break.

Sachi-Shimazu · Jan 23, 2015

(I am so far behind on this... I've made 13 eps...)
Part 5: Legendaries, Please
Well, this episode is mostly going to be grinding before starting the gym, so I may as well combine two. First of all, let's check out little miss... mister useless' fighting skills now...

Well, at least he can do that... that's useful... kinda... Anyway, after some training of little miss useless and the rest of the team, it's time to fight another trainer. Bug catcher Crystal... Okay...

First Pokémon is a...

Pidegotto, that's a pretty cool Pokémon. Hey, you know, if you had just trained that and moved to an alternate universe where mega evolution evolves instead of fighting me, that thing could use moves that he has probably never heard of before very well. Too bad it's going to die.

And hey, look who levelled up. Not little miss useless that's for sure. Next Pokémon please mon ami.

Seedot... and a creepy one at that. Oh well, it is facing a poison type, it's going to die anyway.

And his final Pokémon is a...

Erika... I mean, a Vileplume... Okay, I don't have anything that will completely destroy it, May as well bite it to death.

Victory Let's continue on to the next trainer.

Wait, I'm not is a rush, I wanted to fight you mate.

Welp, Lanturn, I don't have anything to deal with that easily (cause a certain ground type refuses to learn a ground type move Gara). Eh, let's send in little miss useless anyway and see what happens.

Oops... welp, not dead, I can try him again later against something else... Mercury

Arceus damn it, Lanturn Parafused me. At least I have Shed Skin.

Welp, it took a while because of parafuse, but it's dead now...

Now we can move on to Pewter city, right? No more trainers, right? Well, of course there aren't... Time to heal up and train my moemon before I go to the gym leader.

(A few minutes of grinding later)

Good lord, your chest Exploud, you should get that looked at... seriously... it doesn't look nice... May as well switch out to a rock type (Uproar too OP for Gara)

Alright, this shouldn't take too long...

Next Pokémon please.

Eh, Rock Throw spam isn't working, time for Totodile

Water gun, so much dead...

Welp, I don't think I'm ready for Brock at the moment, so grinding time ... and a while later...

Anyway, I think it's time to face Brock... Let's go.

Wait, what... A legendary bird... good thing I have a tree After Sand Attack spam at least.

Rock Throw should take care of this...It's not THAT tanky, right?

Easy... now second Pokémon?

Eh, Sudowoodo is tanky enough to take that. Still shouldn't risk it just in case.

Welp, victory I think that's enough for now.