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Story I found in my maths book that I wrote like a couple of years ago

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  1. brsajo

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    <CUMMINGTONITE VERSION!!!>​
    One *****rdly Weenus
    Once upon a far away galaxy, there was a wookie princess. Her name was Aaarghaarrr.
    She went down to the bathroom to brush her coat, but when she got there, her furbrush was mmissing!
    "Rrrrarrr!" she exclaimed at the shock of such a disaster. How is she supposed to brush her coat now!
    "Never fear! Spongebob is here!" said the Chinese wooly mamoth, who just happened came back from Naboo, a planet known for its green cheese.
    "Rrarragarar?"
    "My name? Well it's a bit embarrassing, but I was named after Spongebob Squarepants, the character from the famous Doctor 'Who' Suess comics, published by the ABC (the Arabic Breakdancing Company)."
    "Rrrrora."
    "That's none of your business! Your business is why I'm here!"
    "Rrr?"
    "I heard you yell, so I came to help! So what's the problem?"
    "Rrrar rarooough rar reerrrro rrrurr!"
    "I see! I'll get to it at once!"
    And so Spongebob the Chinese Mammoth went to the top of the village tree to help find Aaarghaarrr's missing furbrush.

    The End.






    And that, folks, is why I don't write fanfiction...
     
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    Still better than any Sonic fanfic 10/10
     
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    Oh my gosh, I found another one from like year 8:

    There was this chick called Mary who was bullied by everyone at school. One day, the school had a fire drill and Mary was alone upstairs. She didn't forward this letter. She was found dead. The only other thing in the room was a lamb. It was a lamb, but no ordinary lamb. This lamb had NO FACE! It was skinnier than usual and had a black fleece...
    Bill did forward this letter. The next day, he saw the same lamb at his door. When he opened the door, he found $90873225 on the ground, and the lamb was nowhere to be seen...
    You must forward this letter... BEWARE...
    THE SLENDER LAMB WILL COME!
     
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    And yet, despite its flaws, be they intentional or otherwise, it's still a better love story than "Twilight".
     
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    Ummm... I don't know how else to say this so I'm just gunna go out and say it: That is by far from the worst set of stories I have ever read. They are crack fics but I think the do quite nicely in that category. maybe you should write a crack fic about lv? IDK you just seem to have a knack for it.

    PS: I'm being dead serious right now, this is not a joke.
     
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    Yeah, they're pretty bad, aren't they? Maybe I will write one just for you ;)
     
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    I love lambs and mammoths...
     
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    There's still hope for u yet, buddy
     
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