Tales from the Discordiented Minds: Ghost Rider Hijacks the Magic School Bus (Collab Fanfic)

I'm not sure why I wanted to start this, but it had something to do with the Magic School Bus memes in the Discord Chat. I posted this picture and somehow we got on the topic of a Ghost Rider Magic School bus crossover fanfic.... Yeah...

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ANYWHOZZLES

Feel free to add on to this however you like. I guess I'll start the story off and anyone can add on from there. Let's see how far we can get before this inevitably turns into a blazing fireball of chaos and memes. (I've been told in the chat to make it as bad as possible so I'm probably not gonna set the bar too high)

READY?

SET?

GO

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"It was a hot and dry day at Walkerville Elementary, and Class M1 was struggling to stay awake. They were all awaiting Ms. Frizzle to get back from wherever she had gone off to, but the heat was beginning to get to them. Even Carlos could barely get a joke out.

'I'm so hot that right now, even Daniel Radcliffe would catch on fire if he looked at me,' Carlos groaned out.

District Attorney rolled her eyes and glared at him. (My dad's a lawyer, I know what I'm talking about and they got the acronyms wrong in the orgiinal show st00pig.) 'Carlos, I swear to Zalgo if you make one more joke about being hot I'll--'

'Shut your stupid, uglyass face, Attorney,' Carlos shot back, 'I'll say what I want, I'm 8 11 years old, my writing is good and I'mmature enough to say bad words, mooooooom, okay?

As the two children argued that skeleton in the corner of the classroom wiped the sweat off its forehead and collapsed in a pile of bones like it did in every episode. As it did Liz the Lizard was trying to shed her skin because it was very hot.

Suddenly there was a yell like a yodeling viking. 'HI DEE HI DEE HI DEE HI DEE HIIIIIII. LO DI LO DI LO DI LO DI LOOOOOOOOOO'

And then Ms. Frizzle kicked the door down, with a fiery glow in her eyes like a thousand million suns. It was a crazy, devilish look, a look that matched her clothes that were also crazy and devilish because they had flames on them.

'SEATBELTS EVERYONE!' Ms. Frizzle cooed liked a majestic phoenix. 'WE'RE GOING ON A FIELD TRIP TO A PLACE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE!'

Arnold looked up groggily with his glasses pressed into his nose birge. 'Where are we going Miss Frizzle?' he yawned. 'Please let this be an odrinary feels trip."

Ms. Frizzle guffawed. 'NO NO NO, SILLY ARNOLD,' SHE SAID BEAMING. 'WE'RE GOING TO --'

(Feel free to continue from this point out.)
Dear god, what have I started

 

Can we please get this started back up again? I am so eager to find out what happens next XD Heck, maybe we could even move it to the Literature forums if we got far enough LOL