Tell me a great big lie.

Okay, really? I'm not trying to be rude, but I think your post offended some people. Like me. *sigh* Whatever. Just try to avoid that, okay?

I have the power to gain any information I so desire within my hands. I use it to look up dumb pictures and cats.

 

Sometimes I say stuff that isn't right.

 

Why would I lie? I have no reason to lie.

 

I adore furries and think they are great people to be around.

 

^ Laughed at that

I can whistle.

 

I hate cats.

 

4Chan's /b/ is full of kind, helpful people that will welcome newbies with open arms.

Also, that OP post should be changed simply because of the offense it might cause.

 

I have a dragon as a pet!

 

Leave this to staff, thank you! That's what report post or talking to us is for

I am Iron Man

 

I care deeply when people get offended because other people believe the opposite of what they do.

 

I love it when people make up excuses and try to put the blame on other people! It makes them look super smart and witty, they really are swell!

 

I caught my own real life Pokémon Infernape with an Ultra Ball.

 

Now, I ask you, was your laugh the lie, or the ability to whistle?
I have a very passionate love for having my time wasted. There is nothing I prefer more than that.

 

I am incredibly tolerant of evangelical religious people, small children and people not keeping to their word. I also am fine with grudges.

 

I am actually Trainer Red in disguise.

 

I am the new pope

 

I'm the best LV admin!

 

I have a boyfriend.

 

I hate you all.