Today, August 16th, is apparently National Tell a Joke day, so in honor of that, I figure we can all share our favorite jokes. I have the three best Snail jokes I Know below: 1. You'd think taking the shell of a snail would make it faster, but it only makes it more sluggish. 2. A man goes to a costume party carrying a woman on his back. The host asks what his costume is. "I'm a snail," he replies "Well what is she then?" The host asks, "Why, that's Michelle," 3. A rich snail walks into a car dealership. The rich snail wants something fast, elegant, and luxurious, after browsing Mercedes, Ferraris, Bugattis, and tons of other high end cars he decides on one. So the rich snail pays in cash and walks up to the dealership's auto body guy and says "I want you to paint big Sallon the sides," The auto body guy tells him he can do it sure, but can't help to ask the snail why he wants big S's all over the car. So the rich snail answers him "so when Ipdr9ve past people, they'll point and say "WOW! Look at that S Car Go!!"
What is the most popular grocery item? Spoiler: Answer Leaves, because everyone buys their groceries and leaves Did you mean August 16? Because August 19 is in 3 days.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?
