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Terrible names

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ChocoChicken, Feb 11, 2020.

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  1. ChocoChicken

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    Did you know a couple faced legal action after trying to name their kid "Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii"? What are names so bad you would never wish them upon any human - or anything in general - that isn't straight-up inappropriate?

    In my opinion, it's got to be "Younique". I don't want to know what the person making that name was thinking.
     
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    I read an article one time about a mom who got mad at an airline for laughing at her daughter’s name. Her name was Abcde (pronounced ab-ci-dee). I looked up the article again and apparently there are over 373 girls with this name according to Wikipedia...
     
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    A mother named her child "Vigina" . JUST WHY?! WOULD SHE BE A BIG PUSSY AND RUN AWAY FROM EVERYTHING? WOULD SHE BE A NEW QUEEN MA'AM PUSSYPANTS? I DON'T KNOW

    If you take offence to this please tell me so I can edit/delete this post.
     
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    I feel for people named Mike Hunt, Mike Hawk, etc
     
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    So you don't like Redneck names ?
     
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    I said to keep this thread clean for a reason. Inappropriate names don't need to be commented one.
     
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    Joe.
    If that's your name, well... have fun being Joe mama'd all the time.
     
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    The names MJ gave to his kids, blanket
    also (Im sorry not to offend anyone, if it is ya name, I am very very sorry) but if ya get after a place in the world
     
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    Aaden, Kannon, Lakynn, Kynlee, or any other weird hipster name like them. Taking a basic English name and swapping a few letters around isn’t creative. Here are several common English baby names that I made “unique” using this method:

    1. Riem (Liam)
    2. Klivia (Olivia)
    3. Bakimen (Benjamin)
    4. Izaberra (Isabella)
    5. Jilliam (William)
    6. Erevyn (Evelyn)
     
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    Ahh, weird names~ The epitome of being Filipino~

    I mean, who wouldn't want to be named Red, Blue, Baby, Boy, Girly, Bhea, Jhon, Maricar, Johnnyvic, Marivic, Maricon, Julietessa, Janrik, Mikhajlo, Kharlou, Jezzel, Jhun-Jhun, Tes-Tes, Joker, Strawberry, Mango, Spaghetti, Rosabel, Teddyboy, Danimark, Jhoanne, Abcde or Aeiou~?

    And I know people who are named at least half of what was written above~
     
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    Guy is probably one of the most generic names ever. I actually don't think it's that bad of a name, but it is basically the equivalent of being named "Man" or "Dude". There's also a specific nickname for Richard that I'm sure most people are familiar with, which can lead to all kinds of unfortunate jokes.
     
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