The attack of Parasite...

[SIZE=12pt]So, I was on Lake Valor, when a pandemic involving Vibrating Generously occured.. I'm recording the whole thing, because it was too good not to![/SIZE]

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[SIZE=12pt]Status Update (OfficialRedG): Day 1; Vibration Disease; it seems my spores have spread an infectious disease among nameglow users. Currently, it appears to be unstoppable. We have to find a way![/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: We have a epidemic on our hands.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: We must make sure that we stop this horror![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]Endrewswiftwind[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: At least we are immune. For now...[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: First, we must make clear if it is a Bacteria, Virus, Parasite, Prion or something else.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]Endrewswiftwind[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Caused by a Paras-ite. So it is a virus.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Could it be... Deoxys!? It adds up: Deoxys was available to players in ORAS. And Deoxys is a space virus. Could its shiny be the cure?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: I don't believe that is the case. I am going to guess its a brain parasite. Shivers might be caused by Parasite burrowing into their brains, but causes burst of Dopamine, making it "Generous".[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]Endrewswiftwind[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: If that were case, it wouldn't spread by name glow. @OfficialRedG we need you to evolve and then use your cure all big mushroom.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: There are two options. Eradicate the Parasite or render it harmless. (Or cut off its way of feeding)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]Endrewswiftwind[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: We can't kill them all! We can't kill anyone. Though rendering harmless seems good.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Evolve!? I... No, it couldn't work. Parasect is just as virulent, if not more. We need an anti-parasite. Something to eradicate it... Have we tried Larvesta?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: We need our own virus. Harmless for people. Lethal to the Parasite.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]Endrewswiftwind[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: But they don't have healing properties! The mushroom isn't a parasite. It's like antivenom, the danger carries the cure.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Exactly! If we dervie it from Larvestas cells, it'll destory the Parasite! We all know how weak to fire attacks Paras is. What's Larvesta? A fire type.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]Endrewswiftwind[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: It needs to be harmless to Paras people too.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Oh wait, cure with Paras? Interesting.. That could just work.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Hmmm... That could work. We must gather them.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]Endrewswiftwind[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Even better, Moltres or Talonflame feathers! Embued with fire AND flying. X16![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: I'm a Paras. Use me for research![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: I just realized that I am a bug maniac.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]Endrewswiftwind[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Have we tried a simple heal pulse, before we get crazy?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Wow, yeah! We can do this! For the health of the nameglow![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Parasite live off the host. If we heal host, the parasite will not be affected. We must attack it.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]Endrewswiftwind[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: And I have a fish tank we can hide in while we search for the cure![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: OH! IT'S A NEURAX WORM![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Neurax worm?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: We must isolate a test subject. *Has a net*[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]Endrewswiftwind[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: I know, we'll put host to sleep, then use willow the wisp! The host won't be hurt, but the parasites will be defeated![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Google it. Plague Inc.-Wiki[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: I'll get Spore ready![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: What about usin a lot of chemicals? Blood stream would bring them straight to the Worm. Chemicals like Dopamine are lethal for lesser life forms in big doses.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Sounds promising. But we need a test subject.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Known cases are Aqua, Ninja, Karz and Ben.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Yep. We must test our theory, and attempt a cure. Let's do this![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: We can't catch Ninja. I suggest we capture @[member="Achromatic"][/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Sounds like a plan. Bring him here![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]AquawindLugia[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Vibrates more generously[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Oh no, it's getting worse... We must try on this individual![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]Endrewswiftwind[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Or we capture AquawindLugia. Weedle is no longer angry now that I promised to give him junk food daily. So Weedle! Use String Shot to capter him![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]Endrewswiftwind[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: *Capture[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Goid job! Now, YouHoney, administer the cure![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]Endrewswiftwind[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: -_- even here this happens. I post, it loads, my post is mostly void. My fish tank isn't safe against all this vibration![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: *Injects Aqua* Cure is applied. Blood flow will take care of the rest! Hopefully...[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]AquawindLugia[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Vibrates contraventionally[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Quicker, quicker! We must end this evil![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Looks like it's dying down.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]Endrewswiftwind[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Congrats @AquawindLugia You are cured. Stay here, while we go hunting for the others n[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Don't worry! It's only Dopamine boosting Adrenaline levels![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Don't worry... You're safe now.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Oh lord... 3 more to go...[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]AquawindLugia[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: vIBRATES GENEROUSLy[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: OH NO![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: What the-- How!?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Biological counter measure! Boosting metabolisism to process chemicals faster!![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: It's accelerated and will continue! Oh no![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Um, I feel it... The vibrations... Hass it... Adapted?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]Endrewswiftwind[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Use spore! I'll be back with my Duskull from Orre![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Spore it! Spore it![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Spore-er-eeee---- ...[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]Endrewswiftwind[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: I got it! Once they're sleeping I'll Willow the Wisp em.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: *Slight vibration[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: I'm worried...[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: I'm *Vibration... Scar *vibration-scared...[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]Endrewswiftwind[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Sorry everyone. Duskull, BURN US ALL! THIS MUST END NOW![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Vibrates generously[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Oh....no....[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Earth style, Mud wall! *walls himself in*[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Vibrates super generously[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]Karzarill[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Most comments ever on a status (a random interjection)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]Endrewswiftwind[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Weedle, whatever it takes, string shot all who vibrate. Duskull, burn away all the parasites. Save everyone else if you can't save us...[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]Endrewswiftwind[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Yah... It's become a RP[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Im sorry! Fire style, Explosion dance jutsu! *shoots @OfficialRedG*[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]Endrewswiftwind[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Breloom, I'm counting on you too. If you can, put them to sleep. Both litera, and figurative if it comes to it.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: This is an apocalypse...[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Ha... Ha... Ha...[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: This... Is... Parasite...[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: *arm vibrates* "!" #!/@[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: You... Cannot... Excape... My... Wrath...[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: *Lobs off the arm* #!/@! WERE YOU BEHIND THIS!!![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: RedG... Is merely... A vessel... For the spread... The spread of parasite...[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Oh GOSH! *attaches a cybernetic arm*[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Soon... All users will be... Infected... And fall... Fall into my control...[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: We will see about that. You must have a hive mind. I will destroy the queen. And that is YOU![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]Endrewswiftwind[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Breloom, Rock Tomb. Capture us all here to stop this spread. Contain the disease. I gotta go for german.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Do your best... Breloom... Can you feel it?... Parasite... My mushroom based friend... Attack...[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]:*Charges* WROAAAAAAAAAAH!!![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]:ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Protect... Now, Leech Seed...[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: *sapped* argh! Ice Punch![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Agh... He.. Ha ha... Synthesis... Now, Breloom, use Sky Uppercut...[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Detect! Aerial Ace![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: My Breloom... Poor Creature... Fine... Seed Bomb...[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Argh! *poof poof* Double Team![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Hmm... I can see... Which double... Is real... Seed Bomb again...[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: Got ya! Ice Punch! ORAORAORAORAORAORA![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: No... No... Noooooooo!!---[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]And thus, YouHoney conquered Parasite... Those affected started to go back to normal... But, what became of RedG?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: *Cough cough... Wha-what happened?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: *poof poof poof* I... I did it... RedG? REDG?!?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]OfficialRedG[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: You... You did it...[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]YouHoney[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]: RedG... I... It had to be done...[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]And that's where it ends. Simply because we couldn't add any more comments! I've place a spoiler there, so it doesn't take up a the whole screen, that is unless you open the spoiler. I'd like to give credit to everyone who participated: @[member="YouHoney"], @[member="Endrewswiftwind"], @AquawindLugia and even @Karzarill. Oh, and there's me too! I hope you enjoyed![/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]But, the pandemic's not over yet! It still exists! Argh![/SIZE]

 

We'll find a way. Without a Queen, though, I feel they may go psychotic...