When's the last time you did something so incredibly stupid, you could barely believe it yourself? What was it that you did? For me, it happened about 10 minutes ago :)))) I locked myself out of my own house, oops.
I once shopped for groceries for an hour before going to the checkout and realizing that I forgot my wallet. So I had to drive home to get it...where both my money and driver's license were at
The other day I left my dorm to go get food, only to realized I left my ID card with my meal money on it. That ID card was also the way I get back into the dorm.
I once caught wrong bus and realized after sitting I am in wrong one. I had to ask conductor to stop and ignore everyone staring at me constantly. I also once cooked meal and when I looked in fridge there were lot of leftovers left and then had food filled fridge
This is a fairly long story, so there’s a tldr at the end. Spoiler About two months ago I was staying at the house of my mother’s friend. The two of them were doing errands that day, so I was tasked with taking care of my dog Tucker. Around noon or so, I took him outside and noticed that the door was locked from the inside. With my phone and wallet inside of the house, I had no way to contact anyone about my predicament. After a half hour of trying to ram the door open, I scooped up my dog and tried to find the nearest phone. For the next four hours, I walked in humid Oregon weather carrying an eleven pound dog in nothing except my pajamas. Not knowing the city in the slightest, my search for a police station or phone was fruitless. By the time I returned to the house, my patience had vanished. I kicked a screen door down and hopped into the garage. Just like the other doors, this one was locked. I cursed loudly and started to look for something to eat or drink. My search yielded one item: a large container of hummingbird nectar that my Mom’s friend kept for her bird. Being at the point where anything consumable sounded good, I took the container and drank a quarter of it. It was the most sugary thing I ever tasted. With my stomach a little fuller, I left the garage the way I came and kicked a different screen door. This one went into the living room, where I was able to eat actual food. Both my mother and her friend were not mad at me for what I did. All that mattered to them was that I was safe. As it turns out, there was a spare key hidden in a potted plant just beside the front door. My mother told me this fact before she left, but I didn’t pay attention and entirely forgot about it. [SPOILER="Quick List of Mistakes”] I locked myself out of my Mom’s friend’s house because I didn’t remember where the spare key was at. I walked in humid July weather for four hours without my phone or wallet. I drank bird nectar out of desperation. I broke the law twice by kicking two screen doors on someone else’s house (even if it was a family friend, that’s still pretty bad)
I'm not sure if this could be counted as dumb or what but it's something I'm so embarrassed of and also regret a bit. Long story short, my crush was walking ahead of me and we, friends, were going to get our shoes and sandals. He maybe didn't remember where he put his shoes and took the wrong turn. Stupid me pats his shoulder and foolishly tells him, "they're on that side." I mean, man!!! What on earth! He might be thinking I'm some pervert or something like "how does this girl know where my footwear is.." Guys, don't misunderstand, I'm not a pervert or stalker ok?
I was taking a math exam, and while I got a score I wouldn't be disappointed in (for once), one of the easiest questions on the whole thing had a number (let's say seven) as an answer, and the choices included both "seven, which is an even number" and "seven, which is an odd number". In my infinite wisdom, I said that seven was an even number. Someone slap me please
While not the dumbest thing I’ve ever done, this is fresh in my mind since it happened yesterday. So I spent half an hour trying to hot-glue some beads back onto a pair of sunglasses (it took long because my OCD started kicking in and everything had to be perfectly aligned). I was planning on bringing them to the football game later that day. I packed my bag in a rush and didn’t realize I left them at home until I was at the school and saw someone else in her sunglasses. I was so disappointed. All that effort for nothing! (I also left my house key at home and we don’t have one of those hidden spare keys, so my mom had to take me home)
