The Doc's AMA(Medical Questions encouraged)

Hello, I'm DocTachyon, and I may/may not be a real Doctor. I will accept my payment in questions, which will receive answers. Medical question are encouraged, and the answers I give may/may not be beneficial to you health(the key word there is not) But, yeah, give me some questions. I want to get you people to know me. Also, I may/may not respond with gifs in my answer.

 

*screams* I JUST SPENT HALF AN HOUR GETTING GIFS FOR MY RESPONSE AND THEY ALL GOT DELETED, AAAHHHHHH


I guess your questions will be answered without gifs. Im so sorry T-T

I LOVE DODGEBALL! I play at at every single available opportunity.

I have a whooollleee bunch of fandoms. Lemme start to rattle 'em off...
-Marvel & DC Comics
-Pokémon
-Red vs Blue/ Rooster Teeth
-Halo
-Death Note
-AoT
-Blue Exorcist
-Noragami

aaaand a whole bunch more that I'm forgetting. I might remember more later and then I'll post about it somewhere.

I also love libraries! I used to go to one every day afterschool.

I dunno what that is. So I'm just gonna nod, and say yes. *nods* Yes.

I love Doctors cause of the most underappreciated fandom ever... WILD CARDS!!! Its an anthology edited by George R.R. Martin. Goreaditgoreaditgoreadit! It's got things like a man who can turn into crocodiles, a badass with a bow and arrow, an alien doctor, and kid who can turn into dinosaurs, and a whole bunch of stuff! Definitely not for kids, though. It's got a lot of violence and some sexual stuff.

What got me interested in Chuck Norris? I guess, like, being alive? Being alive necessitates an interest in Chuck Norris.

As for special skills? I am an amazing pretend-doctor, I can write somewhat decently, I can hold my breath underwater for about 60 seconds, and... Well, other than that, quote from @[member="Riobhain"] when I asked him what he thought my special skills were: "You have special skills?"

Thanks for the questions guys! Keep 'em coming!

 

BREEDING! I love breeding, though I'm not very good at it. I'm actually considering opening my own shop and/or having a giveaway of Pokémon on here, some time or another. Since I couldn't think of an adequate gif response, instead here are gifs of the best breeder ever, Brock.

GIFS! All day every day.

Ah, the age old debate... gif vs. jif.

To be honest, it's SPELLED gif, not jif. PLus, a hard g sounds cooler.
So, let it be known, gif with a hard g is the way!

 

PIZZA! Now I want pizza. Like, really badly.

Spaghetti. However, I can't find any Spaghetti gifs, so have a lasagna gif.

 

Childhood memory is probably how, every day after elementary school I would go to my grandmas house, sit down, turn on the TV, and watch an episode of Pokémon.

Childhood TV show? That's tough... buuuuut I gotta say Invader Zim.

My dream job? Aside from wanting to be the very best or to be badass Space Marine, it's definitely to be a writer.

Not yet, I'm really on the fence about getting it.

Red vs. Blue!

((Sorry its not a gif. Couldn't find a gif of the scene.))

 

I haven't had hypothermia, but I've had heatstroke. it wasn't painful, but it was definitely the most uncomfortable experience of my life, plus, this is what I imagine it looks like inside someone's head when they have heatstroke:

 

Super-intelligence, 'cause you can do anything with it.