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The Genie Game

Discussion in 'Game Corner' started by 7Demented, Feb 19, 2013.

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  1. 7Demented

    7Demented
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    Okay, this is a game I've seen on various forums. I decided to put it here.

    The objective is to screw up the above poster's wish. After that, you make your own wish. Example:

    7Demented: I wish I had a puppy.
    Satix: It has rabies. I wish for a new shirt.
    Ashe: It is torn and raggedy. I wish for a sandwich.

    And so on and so forth. Please do not overdo it, the point of this is to have fun, not start a flame war.

    Me first! :tongue:

    I wish I had a Lucario plushie.
     
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    #1 Feb 19, 2013
  2. Oim

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    It is soaked in urine. I wish I had more money.
     
    #2 Feb 19, 2013
  3. Stark

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    You get 5 Zimbabwean dollars.

    I wish for some red paint.
     
    #3 Feb 19, 2013
  4. Ashe

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    It's all dried up. I wish I had a castle.
     
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    #4 Feb 19, 2013
  5. Slugkid

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    You have to pay too much on taxes and are stripped of all your belongings, including the castle itself.
    I wish I wasn't so tired right now.
     
    #5 Feb 19, 2013
  6. bubbie

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    you can never sleep again and are doomed to lonely nights. i wish i could be famous.
     
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    #6 Feb 19, 2013
  7. Oim

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    Your fame comes as a result of an embarrassing lesbian sex tape leak with Britney Spears. I wish I could turn invisible.
     
    #7 Feb 19, 2013
  8. Banshee

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    Your wish has been granted~ But only while you're wearing a polka-dotted bunny suit.
    I wish for a pet Tiger
     
    #8 Feb 19, 2013
  9. Oim

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    You now live in a shack in a jungle. I wish I had a big plate of egg rolls.
     
    #9 Feb 19, 2013
  10. bubbie

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    They give you explosive diarrhea. I wish Pokémon were real.
     
    #10 Feb 20, 2013
  11. 7Demented

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    You are mauled by an angry Ursaring.

    I wish I had awesome drawing abilities.
     
    #11 Feb 20, 2013
  12. Stark

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    You can now drive a remote controlled toy digger really well.

    I wish for some more red paint, for my master plan.
     
    #12 Feb 20, 2013
  13. Slugkid

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    Your plan goes awry and the red paint is on your hair now. Forever. As a ginger, you lost your soul and all of your friends.

    I wish to get a good job.
     
    #13 Feb 20, 2013
  14. 7Demented

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    You lose your job two days later, because your boss simply hates you.

    I wish I had a pet wolf.
     
    #14 Feb 20, 2013
  15. Stark

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    It ate you.

    I clearly need more red paint.
     
    #15 Feb 20, 2013
  16. Slugkid

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    After using all the paint, you realize it was actually a fancy coral tint, and only hipsters talk to you.

    I wish I could create birds.
     
    #16 Feb 20, 2013
  17. Stark

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    You can now have infinite Farfetch'd. Congratulations!

    I wish I was somewhat magical.
     
    #17 Feb 20, 2013
  18. Slugkid

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    Wish granted! Now you have magical farts. Each time you get gassy, a white bunny comes out of your butt.

    I wish for nobody to grant me this wish.
     
    #18 Feb 20, 2013
  19. bubbie

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    the wish is granted anyway. i wish i lived on a mountain
     
    #19 Feb 20, 2013
  20. Potatrobot

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    Mount Etna.

    I wish for a robot bee.
     
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