The Genie Game

Granted, now you have to go to college.

I wish for SHINIES.

 

Granted , but you only get shiny garchomps , which look identical to the origanl version


I wish the gts was balanced.

 

Granted. All that's ever traded are level five Trubbish and Grimer.

I wish I had a piece of pizza...

 

Granted. It's burnt and tastes disgusting.

I wish I could win......

 

Granted. You win, but it turns out that no one is a good sport and so everyone hates you because you won.

I wish my phone didn't need to charge.

 

Granted. Your phone doesn't have to charge because it is now broken into a million pieces.

I wish that I would never get writer's block.

 

Granted,now you can't write at all.

I wish i had alot of plushies.

 

Granted. They all look terrifying as if they were straight from a horror movie.

I wish OR/AS were released already...

 

Granted . the game turns out to be extremely glitchy and it crashes when you choose a starter.

I wish they got got rid of baby peach , baby daisy and baby rosalina in the next mario kart.

 

Granted, Mario Kart no longer exists.

I wish for infinite wishes.

 

Granted. Every wish you make does the opposite of what you wanted or doesn't work at all.

I wish my friend James would come back to the group.

 

Granted. Unfortunately, James has become a hardcore belieber and doesn't stop referencing the lyrics of every single JB song.

I wish that Leonardo DiCaprio would finally got the Oscar he deserves.

 

Granted. He gets an oscar for best background role.
I wish my back never got sore.

 

Granted, instead, your spine disappeared entirely and you have to move yourself like a caterpillar.

I wished Mega Milotic was confirmed...

 

Granted. Unfortunately, it looks horrendous instead of beautiful. Like a rotting magikarp corpse.

I wish that my wishes would stop having drawbacks or downsides to them.

 

Granted. Your wishes now don't come true.
I wish that I could get this annoying song out of my head.

 

Granted. You now have a completely different but even more annoying song stuck in your head.

I wish that I could smell colors.

 

Granted, you can also now smell the color florange. Oh, and all colors smell like rotting meat.

I wish that I could wish for a wish to wish on, without wishing for wishes.

 

Granted but the genie was so confused by your wish that his brain exploded and he couldn't grant any more of your wishes.

I wish for happiness.

 

Granted. Your happiness comes at the expense of others, and those around you suffer for your joy.

I wish I had a better pair of socks for playing volleyball. Mine hurt my feet...