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The Genie Game

Discussion in 'Game Corner' started by 7Demented, Feb 19, 2013.

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  1. Banshee

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    *Grants your wish! The Transformer "Bumblebee" appears by your side~*

    I wish for pet fish
     
  2. Slugkid

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    You get a pet fish.
    It doesn't do anything. At all. It's a decoration you have to feed.
    BAM!

    I wish for something bad to happen to me.
     
  3. 7Demented

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    The bee short-circuits and electrocutes you.

    I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST. LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS.
     
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    you are the very best plumber ever! i wish i could stop time.
     
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    You can, but it never starts again from your perspective. You are doomed to wander around a timeless moment for the rest of your life. I wish I had a bunch of marijuana.
     
  6. Slugkid

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    Granted. However, you can't find anything to consume it with: No lighter, no matches, no brownies, no nothing.

    I wish Doima would share some of his marijuana with me.
     
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    he hogs it like a greedy bastard. i wish he shared with me instead ;)
     
  8. Banshee

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    Doima ended up sharing with you.
    I wish I had a soul.
     
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    You obtain a soul but it's in an unbreakable see-through bottle, so it just shows you what you can never have.

    I wish that I was a minute older.
     
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    Granted. You never age again and watch your loved ones shrivel and die.

    I wish I had a better computer.
     
  11. Slugkid

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    Granted. However, it's so good, it develops individual thoughts and manages to build it's own body overnight, then proceeds to befriend everyone you know and tells them about every website you visit. Yes, you know what I'm talking about.

    I wish I could buy all the clothes I'd like to have from somewhere.
     
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    Granted, however it leaves you destitute.

    I wish I had a nice house somewhere out in the country by a forest.
     
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    The forest is overrun with poisonus and dangerous creatures. You survive only 3 days before they make their way inside and kill you while you bathe.
    I wish my bedroom was on fire! B) I think I won. No way you can make this one bad.
     
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    Your bedroom sets on fire, but while you're asleep. You wake up but find all exits blocked, leaving you to die a slow and painful death of hacking, coughing, and oxygen deprivation. Too bad, so sad.

    I wish that life was easier.
     
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    Life becomes too easy and bores you into commiting suicide by throwing yourself into the fire in my bedroom!

    I wish I wish I was a fish ^w^ Magikarp plz.
     
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    Your wish has been granted. But the only issue is; when you died in your burning room, you were reborn as a Magikarp. And being that you couldn't escape the burning room, you then became a cooked fish.

    I wish I was a Cacturn.
     
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    you are stuck in the desert and shrivel up and die because there is no rainfall.

    i wish i was on a boat!
     
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    You're taken back to April 14, 1912, and are having the time of your life on the RMS Titanic.

    I wish I could eat a pizza without getting fat.
     
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    Every pizza you eat from now on will have no fat and no taste. Also if you eat more than one full pizza you *WILL* puke.

    I wish no person or force of any kind granted this wish.
     
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    Your wish may or may not have been granted, but its confusion sent the entire world into a state of chaos so it really doesn't matter anymore.

    I wish that everyone had a genie.
     
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