The Genie Game

Your wish has been granted. But the genies were a lie and were actually a cardboard cut out of Genie from Aladdin.

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I wish for a bottle of rum

 

Your wish has been granted. However, the bottle is empty and the rum is all inside you. You are now in alcoholic coma! Your mother cries for three days and your neighborhood church shuns you. Eventually, you keep coming back to alcohol because you want to forget about everyone being dissapointed in you, which leads to further dissapointment and thus more drinking at your kidney's expense. Eventually, you contract cirrhosis and die a painful, yet very dizzy death.
Oh btw, you also reeked of puke the whole time.



I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

 

Your wish has been granted. You are now given the choice to make a wish or not. However, your peers keep pressuring you to make the wish, even when you clearly don't want to. You silently die inside, and eventually lose all hope for the future. Your peers stopped pressuring you, only trying to bring you back to who you once were, but you're beyond repair. Your peers are guilty, and can't stand to be with you anymore in fear that they might only make things worse.

I wish that the TARDIS was an actual thing.

 

Your wish has been granted. But, the machine malfunctioned while you were using it and you are now stuck in the era of cavemen. You must now speak the cavemen language and sleep through the destruction of TARDIS.

I wish that Naruto was real.

 

Granted. You now just write nonstop, in fear of losing this fabulous inspiration, ignoring your basic needs. Your hands get lots of cramps from all the typing, and you pass out from hunger/thirst. Besides, your chair and clothes are really dirty already...

I wish I never needed to sleep (But I can still sleep if I want to)

 

Granted, the world gets destroyed.
I wish I had no homework.

 

Granted, because you actually do it. (Ugh.)


I wish I was a little less lazy.

 

Your wish would have been granted but a random crocodile swatted his tail at your genie. So while this happened the genie had tried to cast the wish, but the wish backfired due to lack of focus. You become exceptionally lazy, to the point where sloths are faster than you.

I wish for more rain storms.

 

grntd bt... w/e

i wsh fr mre pizza

 

Your Wish Has Been Granted but you still have to pay the Dilivery charge

I wish for World Domination, to Rule the World With an Iron Fist. Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

 

Wish granted. The world you rule is in the 8th dimension, and your hands are now solid steel, too heavy for any mortal human to carry. Have fun ruling your monkey people!

I wish I had teleporting abilities.

 

You do, but they are uncontrollable. Each time you blink you appear somewhere different, leading to the most obnoxious, annoying and dangerous activities. Once, accidentally on a BDSM club, were you are tied up, forced to have your eyes closed (Thus obliterating any means of escape), and shamelessly tortured and raped, until eventually they dispose of your wreck of a body onto a ditch. After some days, vultures eat you half alive.

Man, I'd be the worst genie.

I wish I was a hairy monster!

 

Wish granted. Have fun being Bigfoot!

I wish I had a lifetime supply of White Cheddar Cheez-Its.

 

Granted, but they are moldy and stale from age


I wish I had Pokémon X/Y

 

You do. All gaming consoles in the world break.

I wish I was a good Terran player.

 

Granted. Everyone else in the world now SUCKS at Terran.

I want a kitten.

 

This isn't even a bad thing. Thank you so much!

You receive a plushy kitten in a safe.

I wish my sneezes would stop soon.

 

Granted. You die.

I wish most of my socks weren't so cumbersome and annoying.