The Pokepun Chain

I pikachu while you went there. I was there too, and I rode in on my magikarpet. (?)
It was a good eeveening to go to the Mall.




dont worrry i suck too xD

 

I needed to get a pair of scizors at the mall.

(I suck at puns.)

 

Your puns may be absolutely terrible, but crawdaunt you worry, mew will get better as you continue. The mall is a pun idea that makes me jumpluff for joy at the idea of it being correctly used, but don't wear it out in one use like a gen. 2 TM. Don't worry seed though, it's not a final gambit. Also, don't be afraid to play rough with your puns. Sometimes, you just need to aeroblast 'em with the pun chains.

Well, i'm out of puns for now. Hope that made someone laugh!

 

Like SPOINKS!! Like, do you remember the one time we decided to travel to the Forretress? Haha We were ambushed by a bunch of hobos and guys wearing top hats with umbrellas that shoot out exploding confetti! Yeah. It was funny at first but then we realized that it was an absolutely terrible idea to hang out there. So just like how we usually handle things, we ran away! Because Wynaut? I certainly didn't want to know Houndoom feels like!

 

Inkayse of emergency, please call 911.

 

It sure is a Sunny Day! I bet it makes the flowers Growth from the suns warmth. Today was such a good day, I even saw a magician that made my day wide with joy. His show was amazing! He shouted "Alakazam" as he made a woman disappear from the stage! Then he shouted "Abra Kadabra" and made flowers magically appear from his hand. It was a very good show The audience Explouded with amusement when the show was over!

 

Today I might LICKILICKY some VANILICEcream

 

suck my diglet >:c (idk)

 

I don't like all this... I gothitelle you it's a bit chansey and I won't stand furret!!!

 

Cammio, don't be ridiglettous. I'm a little skittyish around these lopunnys of yours...

 

that's ludicolorous. I thought you were fine with them, but if not you can confide in me.

saying that... my puns are simply gastly

 

Your puns are gonna haunter me for a long time. Sudowoodo you just keep it to a whismur and bayleef me alone?

 

It's so much fun! I'm like... a comedy starmie... just swanna-ing around being super goodra at what I do... all the people be zweilous of my talents, but such is life at the hitmontop of the food chain.

(Oh god, I'm just getting silly now)

 

You've got my head in a spinda. I think I need a drinkay before I nosepass out

 

you'd better steelix yourself for this, it's going to be absolutely abomasnowable. I will try to put this delcatty, but I think we should all get down of our high horseas.

Anyways, you won't believe what ivysaur the other day (she's a bit of a ho-oh by the way). Some guy hocked a lugia in the library! She was always a bit trubbish in situations like that, she just can't detect danger to herself, and it didn't end so swellow for her. She swaggered right up to this guy and gave this huge screech, and delivered this really dynamic punch to his face. I wish she'd have more foresight about this sort of thing. I have to endure this frustration all the time! She needs to give it a rest, quit cursing at people, and return to her anger management classes.
She got quite hurt in the fight with the boy in the library, and ended up with concussion. in her confusion, she decided to go and dance outside in the "moonlight" (despite the fact that it was actually quite a sunny day). I went round to her house to protect her, and she seems ok now, after having a little time to reflect on her actions.

I think I'd better shut my meowth...

 

There's no shaymin in losing this game since the boys arbok in town.

 

@[member="Cammio"], you would win the internet if you write an essay in Poképuns...

I'm electabuzzing about all these puns, they're houndoursome! However, I don't think you can volbeat me, I make myself shuckle! I'll throh you out the ursaring!

 

Challenge accepted, I shall Raichu a poképun essay. although I will write it elsewhere, I feel like I've said too much here. I'm happiny to keep it to a whismur from now on

 

Don't whismur, your Hyper Voice should Exploud with Happinyness! There, that should suffice.