The Shiny goat.

This Story was originally based on my frustration for not being able to find a shiny gogoat after several trials. This story has some odd things, and dank memes, your discretion is advised. I am also asking, what should i do next to continue the story, any suggestions is gladly accepted. Hope you guys enjoy .

One day on a nice and beautiful day, the grass was bristling with fresh water from the rainfall that happened the other day. No insects were up and about yet, because everything was still wet, but of course that didn't stop the Shiny goat. The Shiny goat, was an odd goat, and not because it was Shiny. No no, this goat was odd because he had a fetish for creatures that animal calls man (or humans whichever the reader prefers). Anyways the Shiny goat really wanted to be married to a human, but that is not all the goat wanted to do in life. The Shiny goat also wanted to become a Pimp in NY city, and eat Cheesecake full of grass and Parmesan. This Shiny goat wanted to live big, almost like a human with dreams, that eventually get crushed by that one asshole you wish you never met. The Shiny goat then decided that the best time to go out and ensue this dream, is when the humans come down and start shaving the sheep. That way the Shiny goat can hijack one of the trucks the humans bring in. The Shiny goat then realized, if he is gonna be ready to hijack a vehicle, he is also is gonna need a weapon against the humans. So he walked to the local hunting store, and sneaked out a few shotguns and batons. You might wonder why did the Shiny goat get so many weapons if he is just one goat. Well the Shiny goat decided it would be good to ask for some help from animals that didn't think much of the idea the Shiny goat had in mind. The Shiny goat also invited his friend Gibbled Polar bear because he knew that Gibbled Polar bear can Gibble up the humans. The next following week the humans came like the Shiny goat said, and the animals waited to start the plan. Only one thing the Shiny goat did not expect, was the one driving the truck was Shrek. Shrek was alone, and it seems he made a deal with the hunters and that after he has shaved the sheep, he is allowed to eat them. The animals are now worried, including the polar bear who is no crapping from fear! "Vhere are youuuu sheepy sheeps!?" Shouted Shrek in an ugly ass tone. "I've come to get y'er wool!" The sheep terrified scurry around like headless chickens. The Racoon just let his hands out and screamed "What the fuck am i looking at right now!?" Shrek then turns around and says "Y'er looking at gibbled sheep".

(P.S. This is not to be taken too seriously, so if grammar is an issue, don't mind it.)




Um, I can't really read it right now. Could you change the color of the font? After that, I can give some constructive criticism. Thanks!

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