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The shitty Genie

Discussion in 'Game Corner' started by Link_The_Fox, May 28, 2020.

  1. Link_The_Fox

    Link_The_Fox Believed Puppet Master.

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    A simple game, "The Shitty Genie"

    The shitty Genie is summoned when a person wishes for a dumb question is said . AND ONLY ON A DUMB QUESTION!

    "Should I vaccinate my child?"
    THE GENIE SHOWS
    (yes you should vaccinate your fucking child you daft smooth brain)

    The genie will show if the next player thinks that the person above's question was stupid.

    The Genie will ask you for your wish. You only have one. But the kick is with his small and smooth brain he has trouble understanding and will miss one part of your wish.

    "I wish for unlimited cash!"

    How the genie heard it: "I wish for cash!"


    You were given 1 penny.

    I guess i'll start.

    "How do I re-wear pants ?"
     
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  2. Jupjami

    Jupjami Time Gear Thief

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    Leaf Stone ★★★Dragon Scale ★★★Darkinum Z ★★★★Dragon Fang ★★★★Reaper Cloth ★★★
    Don't really get this game sooo...

    Genie: I'm baaack, baby!!!! So "how do I pants"? A bit of wrong grammar there, but you can pant by getting real tired, like this!

    The genie makes you go through rigourous exercises for three hours straight.

    Genie: See? You're panting! Aand now my job is done, so ciao!

    Welp, that was weird... Anyway time for the question~! Why does everyone hate Hawaiian pizza? T_TT_TT_T
     
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