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The time has arrived once more. The time for payment - payment to Me.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Ryan, Mar 31, 2016.

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  1. Ryan

    Ryan
    Level 76
    lasagna bad

    pointy face
    (Nidoran♀)
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    Charizardite X ★★★★
    I, the almighty ruler of the Great Lake, have declared it Satax Collection Day once more. ​
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    Payments will be made in full and promptly, or the Divine DeVito will return to haunt these streets.​
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    He is eager.​
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    He is sweaty.​
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    He is coming.​
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    The DeVito has fully awakened. After collecting a couple of Satax payments, he taunts his victims.​
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    The DeVito has collected a comfortable amount of points, and kicks his shoe off to relax with Jimmy Fallon. It seems calm, but there's trouble a-foot. ​
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    DeVito strips himself of his armor and storms after the Entry Level protected memebers.​
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    Those poor Entry Level memebers! The only way to stop DeVito from further damage is to distract him with the large sum of 70,000 Golden Doubloons!​
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    51,500/70,000 Poke-points​
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    When his demands are met, the GIF will change.​
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    The following subjects are safe (for now) from the DeVito's wrath, as they have paid their dues:​
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    @[member=2458Radness] - Entry Level Protection DeVito'd​
    @[member=Megarai111] - Star Platinum Level Protection [​IMG]​
    @[member=YouHoney] - Entry Level Protection DeVito'd​
    @[member="Bionic Puppy"] - Star Platinum Level Protection [​IMG]​
    @[member="Wyxamex"] - Protection cancelled because of rick roll!!!!!!!​
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    @[member="BiohazardSr"] - Star Platinum Level Protection[​IMG]​
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    @[member="Reborn"] - Star Platinum Level Protection[​IMG]​
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    @[member="FoundBody"] - Star Platinum Level Protection[​IMG]​
    @Kawaiitix - Star Platinum Level Protection[​IMG]​
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    @[member="karatekid770"] - Star Platinum Level Protection[​IMG]​
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    [​IMG]@[member="Nauris"] - Star Platinum+ Level of Protection (15,000 points!!!)[​IMG]​
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    Star Platinum Level protection (you will be entirely FREE of the DeVito) costs 5,000 or more Poke-points.​
     
    #1 Mar 31, 2016
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  2. 8542Madness

    8542Madness
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    Madness

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    I shall pay my way into safety from the divine devito
     
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    #2 Mar 31, 2016
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  3. Thunder

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    The Alolan Archer

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    This is the worst possible time to be poor!
     
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    #3 Apr 1, 2016
  4. YouHoney

    YouHoney
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    Snow wanderer

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    Welp. Imma pour my year savings
     
    #4 Apr 1, 2016
  5. Ryan

    Ryan
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    pointy face
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    Yes, it is. Especially considering it costs 500 Poke-points to remove the DeVito from your page.

    Good. Save yourself.
     
    #5 Apr 1, 2016
  6. Megarai111

    Megarai111
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    You really want LV to go broke, don'tchu? :P
    Alright, more moneyz incoming.
     
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    #6 Apr 1, 2016
  7. Pitmore

    Pitmore
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    Mild Internal Pain

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    I am sick of your shit LV
     
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    #7 Apr 1, 2016
  8. Killerskullcat

    Killerskullcat
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    This seems to be my first time with this but what in the world is happening I am too broke to pay 500 pokepoints x0
     
    #8 Apr 1, 2016
  9. Ryan

    Ryan
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    pointy face
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    The GIF has changed once more. You will face toe-tal de-feet unless more Sataxes are paid.
     
    #9 Apr 1, 2016
  10. Thunder

    Thunder
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    @[member="Satix"] what will I get for paying you all I have?
     
    #10 Apr 1, 2016
  11. PROJECT: Glaceon

    PROJECT: Glaceon
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    Eh, I can live with this.
     
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    #11 Apr 1, 2016
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  12. Wyxamex

    Wyxamex
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    I payed double the 500 necessary, I think I deserve to be rid of him now
     
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    #12 Apr 1, 2016
  13. Almandine-G

    Almandine-G
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    All Men Are Equal

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    I will donate to save us all! FOR THE PEOPLE OF LV! HUUUUUAAAAARGGHHGGHHGGHHGGHG
     
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    #13 Apr 1, 2016
  14. Weedle Enthusiast

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    Resident Weedle Enthusiast

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    The Devito is somewhat annoying to work around, but not worth 500 Pokepoints to get rid of. I may be willing to pay if you lower the taxes by a large amount.
     
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    #14 Apr 1, 2016
  15. Aiko

    Aiko
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    Anti-Shadow Weapon

    SS Egg #2
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    Can I pay with my soul instead
     
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    #15 Apr 1, 2016
  16. Cay

    Cay
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    boi i dont care about sataxes, danny devito is the finest creature to graze this god-forsaken planet. bless up
     
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    #16 Apr 1, 2016
  17. Absolute Zero

    Absolute Zero
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    The second seal

    Jeff
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    Satix is banned? Seems legit.
     
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    #17 Apr 1, 2016
  18. Megarai111

    Megarai111
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    Say, you are going to put those PokéPoints into the LVEconomy, right? :P
     
    #18 Apr 1, 2016
  19. Wyxamex

    Wyxamex
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    I can't believe my protection got cancelled because of my shitty april fools joke c': But that's okay, he looks pretty good there anyways
     
    #19 Apr 1, 2016
  20. BiohazardSr

    BiohazardSr
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    My name is Sid. Sid the Bard

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    Screw it I'll cave. What's the difference between entry and star? Which one gets rid of Danny.
     
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    #20 Apr 1, 2016
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