Well that was unexpect9d.

Oh lord do I have typos. Many, many horrible typos.

"I ate my parents" instead of "I ate with my parents"
"I have to go wash my dickes" instead of "I have to go wash my dishes"
"Brb, gotta go wax my cock" instead of "Brb, gotta go wax my car"

And again, on another waxing-the-car occasion:

"I'm gonna wax my czar now."

Lesson learned: never announce that you're going to go wax your car. It will only end badly.

 

I've made this one a few times:

"brb for a sex"

Courtesy of the "x" being right next to the "c" on the keyboard, my intended word was obviously "sec". What's even more humiliating is one of the times I made the typo, I also failed to include the "a" in the sentence, resulting in "brb for sex".

Here's another good one:

"How are you?"
"I'm god (good), how are you?"

 

For some reason, I have an awful habit of putting "Monet" instead of "Money", and "Toy" instead of "You". Why? Who knows. I'll leave you to find out why these would be inappropriate. :p

 

Once in a group chat I wrote "I'll be ready to trade when I get out of the maison, Just a sex"





It turned into a running joke


I never heard the end of it

 

I am usually really careful with what I type, but one time I did make a big mistake. I don't exactly remember when or where it happened, but I accidentaly typed the word "named" as the word... "naked"... Yeah that was a great time "-_-

 

And that was a typo? I do that on purpose all the time, just for the shock value. By now, the people I interact with have realized this, so the shock value is nearly gone.

It's very rare that I will put typos out there, as usually I manage to find and fix them before I hit the Enter button. The closest I have ever had to something like this was in real life, in which I gave a presentation and mixed up the last names of two people, but managed to notice and correct my mistake right away, without disrupting myself.

I know that is technically not a flagrant typo, but I have virtually no experiences like that due to my careful typing, so I have to share one from another sphere of my life.

 

"Give me a sex, it shouldn't take long" was one of mine I sent to one of my ex's. She said it always does.

 

I REMEMBER THAT IT WAS ABOUT THE RALTS YOU NAMED AFTER ME.

One of my more awkward ones was when I spelled sushi as "sushit" by accident. Rap never let go of that one.

or when i spelled "fucks" instead of "ducks".

 

Out of chatboxes with my pals:
"W-well... we found a factory that seems to be fond of ass-producing drugs, and enslaving the local population to do so..."
"That'd be fine; glad for all your input~ I'll hump into the CP in just a bit, then. ^^;" A sad time to misspell "jump", omai.
Occasionally misspelling "quick" as "quack", too.

Otherwise, I usually catch my own typos before adding a message. But if I'm half-awake or jittery for any reason, let the typos fly.

 

I usually proofread what I write to ensure nothing bad happens, but typos can happen. Of course I don't have a phone so I can't experience the FUN AND JOY of autocorrect, however there is one typo that somehow slipped past me, and now it will forever haunt me in with it's mocking bad grammar... Just look at where my referrer met me in "Profile Information" under my Avatar...

 

I looked at the example you gave.

It is nowhere near as mockingly bad as the above quote.

 

My friends username elsewhere is Tsuna and my darling phone corrected it to Tuna , needless to say she got annoyed and my next sentence was F*** you autocorrect

 

I've made a lot of dumb typos in my day.
Here's one that stands out most in my head.
This came about when I was talking to my friends around 4+ years ago.

Him: Hey, want me to bring you some spam masubi and some sushi tomorrow? I'm making some right now.
Me: Yeah! I'd luffa sum sushit.

 

You mean like this? It apparently exists, and it actually looks quite tasty.
(I did not know that a luffa was also a kind of fruit - in my search, I found that is what they make the sponges from.)

I thank you, LostSpirit, for causing me to learn something new today.

 

My phone changed 'Pen is' to penis when texting my mother on how to clean up a pen that I busted. She was none too happy but a pen is at least better than... the alternative