What Pokemon Would You Have In Real Life?

(I can swear hear BAcon,just so you know so...)

I can't read what that fucking says! Change the colour.

Since I know what you mean here's the list...

Hoopa

Pros

Can use special rings that can protect me even more
It's mischievous like me,so we'd be great friends

Cons

It would turn into some fucking,crazy monster if I gave it a special bottle!


Arceus

Pros

It's a god
Changes type

Cons

Where are those plates?


Blastoise

Pros

Strong/Muscular so it will be able to carry me on land or water
Dem cannons
MEGA EVOLVO

Cons

Get them cannons out the way,I can't see the TV!

Ursaring

Pros

Can carry me
Agile and strong

Cons

I don't like yellow XD

Altaria

PRos

Fluffy
Flies
Dragon!
I could paint it's Mega Evo green and hide inside it like a bush

Cons

If i painted it,Altaria would stand out!


Okay those were all for fun but the POKEMAN that I want in real life is...

Magikarp...You thought I was serious? I was just messing with you LOL!

No it's Absol.

This agile dog could run for miles while carrying me. It would be great at everything!

 

@[member="Primal26"] And just because you can doesn't mean you should. You've got a whole dictionary up there in your head, there's other ways to convey a message.

Also, you can swear here, but we might not want to hear your swearing. Just saying. Oh, and stay in school.

The point stands though to the OP: When you change your text color, it might become unreadable on some people's screens. I use a dark gray theme, so yours kinda blends in. Leaving the color default always works though.

But back to the fun part...

If Pokédex entries are to be believed, I think Metagross might be nice. Hook that bad boy up to a computer that can interpret its thoughts and you have something more powerful than any computer on earth.

Of course, something that knows teleport would be nice. FAA would be on my tail if I had something that could carry me flying.

But if I were to become a real life supervillain like I want to be, I'd pick something menacing like Steelix or Aggron. Bow before the might of my terrifying metal monsters...

 

I'd probably have a Growlithe. IRL, I don't think I'd be a trainer.

 

The choice is too difficult. :'( It'd be either Whimsicott, Mareep, Chespin, Cinccino, Skiddo, Diancie... or maybe Floette. Too many lovely Pokémon that would make awesome partners in real life so limiting it to just one is near impossible. Probably shiny Chespin though, if I can? Cute and elusive!

 

A Dratini. These little shits are too cute, okay? Also, who the hell doesn't want a 5 foot long serpent as a housepet? Him, or Gardevoir. I could make it get me things using its telepathy~ Also, Gardevoir's name is literally derived from the word guard, so...

 

Gardevoir, because she's my fav.
Plus, blackholes. She can make blackholes!

Personally, I'd love to be a Pokémon farmer.

 

Definitely my favorite Pokémon, Cyndaquil but if its too dangerous to handle a fire-breathing Pokémon in real life. I would go for Taillow~

And probably, I would be a Coordinator.

 

I think I'd have a...

[3D='rotom']

Rotom. It'd be extremely fun to have around, considering how much time I spend with technology.

 

If I could have a Pokémon in real life, I think I'd have a Ninetales. I think it'd be cool... Even with the danger of touching one of its tails. XD

 

My list of Pokémon to have in real life...

Gliscor

Reasons:
For battle reasons, I might have been the originator of Swords Dance Gliscor in the BW Age. (Not sure, but I made it first before Smogon had it.)

Sableye

Reasons:
For battle reasons. Otherwise lots of fun threatening people with his teeth... Muahaha!!!

Smeargle:

Reasons:
Rival artist XD

Goodra:

Reasons:
IT'S GOOEY AND OMG IT"S SO CUTE AND HUGGABLE! (Hugs) EW.... Not huggable. (Grimace)

Jolteon

Reasons:
I love that thing, so cute! But also it's speed allows it to make underestimating fighters jump in shock of its speed and hard hitting thunderbolt.


Swampert:

Reasons:
First EVER Pokémon. And an All time favorite!

 

Levvanny. My reason is that thing will be my knight and will defend until the end~

 

Hoh boy, this one's gonna be tough!
I really like Absol and Lucario, cause they seem to be one of those Pokémon who would protect me to no end. Also I find them to be pretty decent battlers (an Absol with Super Luck, a Razor Claw, and moves with high crit rates... it's a beautiful thing)

Smeargle would be fun to have around, cause y'know... art.

Tropius is flippin' huge, and I don't know how I'd keep it in my house, but hey, it grows fruit!

Eevee is freakin' adorable, and I want one as a pet.

Growlithe is so cuddly and warm. I just want to snuggle it in bed... not in a weird way.

Munna: nightmares are no fun, but this thing eats them!

So many Pokémon... can't we just... pool ALL of the money into making the Pokémon world a reality? We can only dream.

 

Legendaries allowed? Cus I'd pick Arceus and have it make every mon in existence.

If not, I'd just go for a Shiny Magikarp. I just love these guys.

 

Ultimately, it comes down to what kind of Pokémon I want. I'd want Lapras initially, cause it's cool (as in, cold), huggable, kind and excellent transport across rivers (I literally live right next to one) but in the end, I'd probably go for something that bit more huggable, a bit more lap friendly. And that'd have to be Paras! The things are so gosh darn cute, I can't help but love them to bits! they'd be perfect for me!

 

Will I be hated for wanting a Pikachu? Or maybe a Raichu, depends. When there's a power outage, hook them up and voila! Electricity. I'll still hug them pretty often, I'll just hope that they are huggable. If not those guys, I'd probably want an Eevee or a Vulpix. Or a Growlithe. So cute...

 

[3D='shaymin']

Surprise xD. I would love a Shaymin though. I think I would love petting it in it's land form, and have it crawl all around me while i'm doing something. When it's in sky form, however, I can do much more with it. Like um....play Frisbee? X3

 

I'd have a Gallade at my side, it'd be so awesome! Either that or an Absol, they'd both protect me from all the dangers in life xD Gallade would be more of a friend, while Absol is a bit more like a pet. Both options are awesome, please give them to me!

 

Hmmm nice question This choice is quite a tricky one for me to come up with an answer that I'll stick to without changing it every couple minutes, so I think I'll just go ahead and say Rayquaza (with Dragon Ascent so it can Mega Evolve). This is because Rayquaza has always been one of my favourite Pokémon (No.2 in fact), plus it'd look so cool! I can imagine myself just summoning it and shooting off through the skies on its back, stunning everyone for miles around as they bow down to the legendary beast!

 

My beloved Togekiss. I mean it's a giant, happy fluffball. I'd love to fly around everywhere with it and have a great time with my favorite. It's absolutely adorable and I love it.