Whats wrong with (Blank)? Slightly inspired by Corrupt a wish Ever have a problem that confused you? just tell us, maybe we can give a professional educated guess. Person A: Whats wrong with my (Green apple)? I put it in the refrigerator and now its brown. Person B: A black hole must've opened up and deteriorated your Green apple! Whats wrong with my (Phone)? [Optional detail] You guys are probably more creative than me but basically one person has an issue(can be from something that happened 10 secounds ago ofcourse (like the example lol) and the other person tells him exactly whats wrong. I can start. Whats wrong with my phone? Its acting like a gameboy.
A parallel reality must have briefly melded with ours! In this other reality, you were playing a Gameboy, and when the realities crossed, the interior computer chips must have swapped! Now you have a Gameboy disguised as a phone, and the other you has a phone disguised as a Game boy! :O Why do I hear my car starting up? The keys to it are hanging up on the hook right next to me!
Your linked smartphone decided to go drag racing with a bunch of other smartphone controlled cars. What's wrong with @JukeboxJukain and his double posting? Does that mean he gets double poke points?
It is likely because he has a hacker who likes to mess with him as he posts things around random sites, whilst also stealing his points. What's wrong with the world? Is it just because of humanity as a whole?
It's obviously the aliens. They've invaded Earth while you were sleeping and replaced everybody except you with jerk clones. What's wrong with my dog? It keeps meowing and purring.
Your dog is really a kangaroo in a dog costume, and it's hiding a kitten in its pouch. (Where do I come up with this stuff LOL) Why did more than half of the Starbursts I've opened in the last ten minutes have nothing but orange and lemon ones inside? Where are my strawberries?!
You got that rare packet with no strawberries! Congratz! Why does my internet play online games properly, but when I open a webpage it 'nopes' and won't load? (This legit happened just a few nights ago)
Might be because there are child restrictions on your computer that prevent you from looking up adult sites you naughty child. What is wrong with my leg? It keeps dancing back and forwards kicking people out of the way.
You must have been recalled for the detection of sentient orgasms, Goodluck in the Grinder! Whats wrong with my Bread? Its starting to smell like Airconditioner
Someone left it in front of the air conditioner in the hope it would defrost quicker. What's wrong with my thumb? When I try to do a thumbs-up the upper-half of my thumbs bend backwards and create a right angle with my lower thumb-half!
You seem to be too intouch with your feelings, you can't say that its ok with a thumbs up, You can only say its all a right angle from here. What's wrong with my Twitter? Its barking every post I make
Um... I don't know how to tell you this but... your Twitter is a dog. If you haven't already gotten it spayed or neutered please do so as soon as possible. What's so funny? (pls I must know the answer is just out of reach and it's killing me)
You seem to be to perfect to make mistakes. Its funny because its wrong, Its wrong if its not funny, and whats wrong with that?(Do use "whats wrong with" more often tho plz) Whats with my Iphone, its eating a banana !
Obviously your iPhone heard about the new iPhones that are coming out and is jealous. It's trying to start its own brand, Banana, so people will love it again! What's wrong with my pencil? Every time I try to write notes it makes tiny doodles of my favorite characters.
It's possessed by your deepest desires! What's wrong with my fish sticks? I had some a minute ago but they're all gone.
They seem to have reverted to their original form, Fish with sticks. Better run... Whats wrong with my Human, its acting robot
