What's Your Sign?

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my tumblr horoscopes are usually on point tbh
but i heard that was just because our minds are really good at finding patterns even when patterns dont exist

 

Apparently, I'm a Tauros.

I mean, wtf. These people be calling me a bull.

 

Scorpio.

The horoscopes are right on the fact that I can hold grudges to the day I die, and I am very loyal...

 

Pisces, but it doesn't matter. Astrology signs are not scientifically backed up. Being born a certain time of the year does not dictate personality or a mentality. If that was the case, then the Pisces description wouldn't be the polar opposite of who I actually am. If an astrology sign description matches you in a lot of ways, or almost identically, it's nothing but sheer coincidence. Saying that people who were born in the last half of February and first half of March are generally more "romantic" than all other signs, is like saying people who were born in November, like tacos better than people who were born in July.

 

Scorpio

Often misunderstood. Calm and collective, but if needed, it will strike due its bold nature.

Scorpio is also a very sexually charged zodiac

 

I'm a Leo, so... I don't know, I've never been into horoscopes, so I have no idea what that's supposed to mean :/ I guess it's pretty good?

 

So I'm Cancer apparently. I don't believe this stuff, but that's just me. Here are my characteristics based off this:
Emotion, Diplomatic, Intensity, Impulsive, Selective

If by emotion, it means empathy, then yes. If it means like a hormonal teenage girl, then very far off. I have strong control over emotions. Diplomatic- Mentally yes, i like to solve things peacefully, am great at arguing, and can think of ways to end things logically. Socially, couldn't be farther off. I am shy and feel awkward talking to people i don't know for long times.
Intensity- I'm trying not to laugh. Except for when I'm so mad that I'm literally shaking with rage (which takes A LOT) I'm not intense at all.
Impulsive- I've learned not to act on impulse, as i always feel stupid. It takes me a while to decide what i want. Once again, not even close stars.
Selective- Does this mean picky or what? I'm not that picky with much. There's a select few things i won't eat, and those do take up a lot of things, but not as much as those that'll only eat certain things.

Overall, this really doesn't match me. Looking at the other ones, I'm more like Virgo or Taurus. I'm stubborn (i would put a mule to shame), intelligent (i don't like bragging, but I've come to accept modesty is only moral if it doesn't involve lying), I'm patient if it's something i want badly enough, and I have a subtle strength.

 

Aquarius. Which is cool, because water is kinda good for being alive.

Also it just seems to be accurate to me. Strange.

 

I'm Aquarius. Let me say, while I don't believe in this astrology business as it lacks the science to back it up, I do think I genuinely fit the description of an Aquarius. Witty, clever, inventive etc, yet also stubborn, rebellious and unemotional. I am independent, in search of wisdom, and so much more. This site here http://zodiac-signs-astrology.com/zodiac-signs/aquarius.htm might as well be talking about me lol.

 

I am A Capricorn I like to Judge People when they are like crying and I am a part of drama team since 4th grade sometimes when I feel something is not right for me like when I was playing an computer and my little brother log it off and I have to reset it so I got mad on him so I hit him everybody in my family hates me but my grandma don't hate me. I love boys that are cute and hot such as Virgos because in 4th grade I saw a boy he was tiny an I was taller than him we are in same class he is 3/4 older than me, I love seasons such as spring and winter in spring flowers all around me and winter snow is all around I throw snowballs.

 

I'm a Pisces. Two fish and an heiress. Zodiacs are pretty cool, and most of my horoscopes are pretty accurate haha.

 

I'm a Virgo:


Virgo Strength Keywords:
- Analytical (yes)
- Observant (yes)
- Helpful (oh yeah!)
- Reliable (YES!)
- Precise

Virgo Weakness Keywords:
- Skeptical (yes)
- Fussy
- Inflexible (not so much--I can be flexible to a point)
- Cold (no)
- Interfering (I try not to)

Virgo and Independence:
Virgo is a very independent zodiac sign. (yes!) They are fully able to put their intelligence to use and get things done for themselves. It is possible however that their narrow mindedness causes their creativity to suffer and they may lead regular routine lives. (actually, I'm fairly creative) They may dwell too much on the past and over complicate things and this may limit their ability to move forward and confuse themselves.(guilty of this) In conclusion, Virgos are able to be independent but the less evolved types will have difficult if someone is not there helping them to achieve more and not be so critical of themselves.

Virgo and Friendship:
People look up to Virgo for friends because they are straight thinkers and solve problems logically. They are truthful, loyal and determined. Some people might find them cold or emotionally detached because they live in their minds, not in their emotions and feelings. It might be hard to pin down how a Virgo friend is feeling because they easily live in denial. A person who is able to read deep into another person will notice when Virgo is not well but if they confront them about it, they would rather retreat then talk about it. It is best to keep your emotional distance from a Virgo friend unless they open up to you first. Virgo might try to analyze and control a friend's life but only with the idea that they will improve their life, not purely for the sake of controlling. Be patient with your Virgo friend and understand that their recommendations are only to make your life better.

Virgo and Business:
Virgos are very intelligent, they have an excellent memory and a highly analytical mind. This makes them good investigators and researchers. They also have the ability to probe into a person's emotions and they can often see into people and detect what their motives are. This makes them great policemen or interrogators. Virgos are very good at problem solving, this is what they do best. They are confronted with a problem, they will pick apart the pieces and put it together in the proper order. They are rational thinkers and are good at settling other people's disputes and putting them on the right track for reconciliation. Any position that requires the above features, which is a very long list, is perfect for the Virgo. They keep the world in order.

Virgo Temperament:
Before a Virgo plunges into anything, from a problem to a vacation idea, they need to analyze all the facts and know all the details before they plunge in and make a decision. This makes them seem indecisive and slow. Virgo's perception is their reality, more so then other astrology signs. What they believe is what will be, if they have a negative outlook on life, things will present themselves to be negative and they will be very moody and isolated/detached. If they are positive, the same events that occur will be held in a positive light and they will be a pleasant, well adjusted person. A Virgo mind is a very powerful mind and they must have the proper attitude for their life to be happy and successful. Virgo needs to get in touch with their feelings, this is why they usually seem cold or detached. They are very prone of living in denial. They will say the feel okay or everything is alright even when it's not. This is an easy way out, the one thing that Virgo does not like to analyze is their feelings so pretending everything is okay is a good defense mechanism for not having to take a closer look at their feelings. Virgo has an unpredictable and sometimes unstable temperament.

Virgo Deep Inside:
They need to be organized in their mind, sometimes all their energy is taken from organizing their mind that they have a difficult time organizing their surroundings. They easily look too deep into an issue and over analyze what they percept. Virgo is ambitious and strives to always know more and have more. This is in their eternal quest to bring order to chaos. Even if order is obtained from an outsiders' point of view, Virgo will not be settled for they have a very active mind that is always thinking and can never be silenced. Virgos want to be of use, they need to be important and essential to everyone in their lives and in everything they do. Virgo's major life lesson is to learn to trust in and have faith in the unknown. They have to understand that things in life happen for a reason that is not always known to them, they do not have to always know everything. They need to learn to calm down and not over-analyze a situation or event. Deep inside, Virgo is very sensitive and they need to be appreciated for all the things they do. When is Virgo is offended or hurt, they may never show it.

Virgo in a Nutshell:
Virgo exists in the mind, everything is inside. To the world, Virgo presents a calm and collected exterior but on the inside, nervous uncontrolled intensity in the mind, trying to figure things out, how to improve everything, analyzing and thinking. Virgo can tire itself out without even moving! Virgo has a constant drive to improve and perfect, this can lead to extreme pickiness and finickiest. They are pure, their motives are honest never malicious and they want to accomplish something.

 

I'm a Libra.

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I'M NOT UNRELIABLE! And I also don't like being around people.

 

I'm an Aquarius (â™’), which means "water-carrier". Not bad at all.

 

I'm an Aries, I don't know what it means, I just like the coincidence of being born an Aries, and in the year of the ram

 

I'm a Capricorn, the mermaid Goat!
"Capricorns are often mistaken as boring people. This is a typical stereotype. Every sign has one and quite often it's not true. Capricorns like to be social and feel included. They try to be an outgoing person but when you first meet them they are going to come across very shy and innocent but once you get to know they come across as more of a carefree soul. Capricorns are very confusing and complicated people. They are very good at hiding their true feelings, but are super emotional on the inside and nobody knows. They care what people think, and hate being doubted. They like to get the job done. They are reserved people and want nothing more but to fit in. When they trust you and are comfortable around you they tend to be more open and free to be them self. Make them feel good about themself. They emerge from positive vibes and self confidence."- Wikipedia (because it's so trustworthy)
Honestly, this is pretty accurate. I'm such an introvert, and it's one of my biggest traits. Fitting in is really difficult for me, but I try to do it nevertheless.

 

Also a taurus! Not sure to what extent but I am a stubborn person myself and the overall description of the sign fits me to a T, almost.

This seems especially true for me. I generally see myself as a boring person until I get to know someone and open up. @~@

 

I'm a Gemini. The twins, which is odd because I (thankfully) don't have a twin.

Gemini strength keywords:
-Energetic
-Clever
-Imaginative
-Witty
-Adaptable

Gemini weakness keywords:
-Superficial
-Impulsive
-Restless
-Devious
-Indecisive

Oh my god this is so accurate it's creepy! Geminis are extremely independent and never let anyone dictate them. They make really great friends and if you need any advice, ask a Gemini! But don't bog them with all your emotional problems since it makes them depressed and crushes their freedom. They often multitask, leaving a trail of unfinished tasks in their wake.
Basically in an nutshell, they're clever with words, many sided, want to be involved and can't just sit by, quick in both mind and physically, brimming with energy, adaptable to any situation or person, easily off-topic, can talk and talk but they have interesting things to say, and speak their mind.
Huh, that explains why people call me a smartass.
This is almost creepy. This describes me perfectly, I'm not even joking.
Oh, this is TOTALLY me: 'Gemini's can have feeling of discouragement and moodiness although they never allow this to be seen by anyone but their closest friends or family.'
That is so me. I hate showing people how I feel, but most of my very best friends (@[member="Mega Lucario"], I'm looking at you!) seem to be able to see right through me.
I hate being told what to do, and I have the inability to just sit around and do nothing. I've always got conflicting emotions, but that's probably because of my bipolar disorder.