Why did the Azelf cross the road?

WHAT I WANT TO KNOW, IS... Why did the Azelf cross the road that was dangerous and full of burned, scary trees, with evil faces, instead of the MAGICAL HAPPY FLUFFY RAINBOW UNICORN TIME path where Azelf could have gotten to the place he wanted to, and is taking the wrong path, a path that never ends and he will fly in circles forever unless he takes the path on the left, but he is upside down and flies forward instead and then finds a derpy Mesprit that can only say "WOW WOW", and curses Azelf to make him only say "CHELSEA?" but wait a minute, Azelf has no gender, so this must be a fake Azelf, or this random guy is magic and made Azelf male, yeah, it's a fake Azelf, so maybe the trees exploded and all the clouds, trees, and plants attacked Azelf and his head were switched with his feet and his tail became parts of his brain and then his brain exploded, so he can't think anymore, so he can't think before doing anything, so he just does and then Mespirt turns into the random void that appeared inside some random quicksand that appeared inside the random ground that, wait, the ground isn't random, it was here the whole time, so Mesprit's head became jelly hair and a trainer caught her, WHAT, her, I guess someone made it a Female, so, let's just forget that, and then Team Rocket's James and Meowth got married and had a baby Uxie that needed glasses to see, and then Azelf replaced Uxie's red thingy with a bomb and it expldoed and everyone became stupid and Arceus died, AND THEN SUDDENLY THE WORLD ENDED?









Hoo Hoo, I'm a stupid owl... I might be a Hoothoot...