Easy. The freezer. JK. Sun. Would you rather be trapped inside a painting or stuck inside a repeating commercial? (wait what?)
What indeed. Err I guess it would depend on what kind of painting or commercial. I'd choose the one with nicer scenery. Would you rather lose the internet or your legs?
They both sound awful At least if I sell cars I won't have to watch dead animals get packaged all day. Would you rather wake up to discover the last few years of your life had been a dream or wake up on a different planet?
Different planet. Because if I woke up to find that this was all a dream... *shudder* Would you rather never be able to read again, or only read the same book for the rest of your life?
Well reading the same book is better than not reading at all, so I'd choose that. Would you rather time travel or teleport?
Teleport, because travelling in time would possibly screw something- *is gagged* Would you rather speak in a horrible Australian accent for the rest of your life or say everything backwards for the rest of your life?
When I speak to someone I like for them to actually be able to understand me, as hard as that may be with an accent like that Would you rather have horrible nightmares every time you fall asleep or have to sleep 20 hours a day to survive?
20 hours. That might actually be an improvement for me Would you rather be a main character in a horror story or be a background character in a fantasy story?
I know this sounds dumb, but a main character in a horror movie. Typically, the main character is the one that lives through it all, and even if I don't, I'd go out a star. Would you rather listen to PSY singing Gangham Style for 24 hours or Irina Mendel singing Let It Go for 24 hours?
Gangnam Style. I already hate that song, so worst case scenario, I keep on hating it. Best case scenario, I actually begin to like it. Would you rather direct a movie that would only be hailed as a masterpiece after your death, or a movie that would become known as the worst movie in existence after your death, but a masterpiece while you were alive?
I choose postmortem fame. (The first one.) Just like Van Gogh, if I could have a huge impact on the culture of the future, then I'll go through all the poverty and everything, and I'll go down in grace. Would you rather be a lion tamer or a tightrope walker?
Lion tamer. I cant stand heights. Would you rather survive in a post-apocalyptic world, or sacrifice yourself preventing the apocalypse?
Smell. It doesnt impede my day-to-day life if I lose that. Would you rather have an important document on your computer corrupted or lose your eyesight for a week?
Probably the important Document... Would rather Be stronger but dumber that Big the Cat, or be the smartest person in all existence but be so weak physically that you can only walk at a snail's pace?
I'd rather be the smartest person. After all, if I was the smartest person, I could invent something to keep me strong! Would you rather be defeated by Lance or Red in Heartgold/SoulSilver?
Defeat Lance, for he has fell on hard times since Fairy types. Would you rather release a Shiny Legendary or be the rival that never wins.
Release a shiny legendary... if I'm losing with that on my side, that thing must not be an actual legendary. WYR have to fight a bear with a piece of stale licorice while in wet clothes or sit in a room where someone is reading the Bee Movie Script at Max Volume on repeat for 2 days straight?
The Bee Movie script. I don't think it's that annoying. Would you rather have someone pluck your eyebrows out, or watch every version of "We Are Number One" on the internet? And I mean every version.