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YO MAMA SMACK DOWN

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by link1, May 7, 2015.

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  1. link1

    link1
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    Ok hey guys who wants to do a yo mama smackdown I know I do.
    Here are the types
    Yo mama's so stupid
    Yo mama's so fat
    Yo mama's so poor
    Yo mama's so short

    Example: Yo mama's so stupid she got ran over by a parked car
     
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    #1 May 7, 2015
  2. Ryan

    Ryan
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    lasagna bad

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    Charizardite X ★★★★
    Yo mama's so nice, she hugged me when I cried and baked me cookies.
     
    #2 May 7, 2015
  3. 8542Madness

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    Yo momma so bright, she makes the sun look weak.
     
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    #3 May 7, 2015
  4. Ryan

    Ryan
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    Yo momma so selfless she tackled me out of the way of a bus.
     
    #4 May 7, 2015
  5. 8542Madness

    8542Madness
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    Yo momma so strong because she is on a strict diet and works out regularly because she's an independent woman who don't need no man!
     
    #5 May 7, 2015
  6. Ryan

    Ryan
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    Charizardite X ★★★★
    Yo momma so kind and cool she's almost @[member="Sanctuary"]
     
    #6 May 7, 2015
  7. LostSpirit

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    Yo mama so sweet, she gave me more cavities than a straight bag of sugar.
     
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    #7 May 7, 2015
  8. Ryan

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    Yo momma so generous she didn't make fun of @[member="LostSpirit"] wearing socks and sandals.
     
    #8 May 7, 2015
  9. LostSpirit

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    Yo momma so cute, she makes @[member="Satix"] look like a terrifying ogre.
     
    #9 May 7, 2015
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  10. LadySmugleaf

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    Yo Momma's so hot, we don't need the heating.
     
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    #10 May 8, 2015
  11. link1

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    Wait she can not get cold now XD
    Yo mama's so ugly she turned mudusa in to stone
     
    #11 May 8, 2015
  12. Phantom of Music

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    Yo Momma's so old, she photobombed George Washington crossing the Delaware
     
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    #12 May 23, 2015
  13. 「✧Aɴɪᴍᴀ✧」

    「✧Aɴɪᴍᴀ✧」
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    Dᴇᴀᴛʜ's Dɪᴘʟᴏᴍᴀᴛ

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    Yo Mama so weak she needed Hulk to help with her groceries! (i don't know anymore)
     
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    #13 Jul 8, 2015
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