Yo mama so....

Your mama is so fat, her belly button got home 15 minutes before she did.

 

Yo momma so hairy, King Kong was disgusted.

 

Your momma so ugly she makes the blobfish look beautiful

 

Yo mama so fat that NASA sent her a letter declaring her a dwarf planet

 

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the haunted house, she came back with a job application.

 

Your momma so dumb someone told her it was chilly and she came back with a bowl

 

Your mama is so fat, her Splash attack actually does damage.

 

Your momma so ugly she destroyed the earth

 

Your mama is so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

 

Your mama is so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, I missed three episodes of How I Met Your Mother.

 

Your mama is so dumb, she thought that seaweed was something that fish smoked.

 

Yo mama is so fat that she got arrested for Carrying 10 pounds of CRACK

 

Yo mama is so fat, that when she goes on the elevator it always goes down

 

Your mama is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say Goodbye.

 

Yo mama so ugly, that when she entered a beauty contest, she won by default because everyone else quit.