You Did Not Reach The Throne!

You did not get to your bed because the monster that lives under it filed a a lawsuit to claim your bed.

I wanna escape the Hunger Games.

 

You could not escape the Hunger Games as the media have not yet finished milking the series for all they're worth.

I want to reach Lake Valor's exit. (Sacrilege!)

 

You did not reach the exit because the staff members prevented your escape.

I want to go to my peaceful place...

 

You couldn't go to your peaceful place as a local newspaper article says, "WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE."

I want to journey to Doom Mountain!

 

you do not reach doom mountain due to a detour through the forest of no return, death valley and the pit of despair as well as the plain of woe (also you forget you left the milk out back at your home).

I want to journey to my bedroom.

 

You never made it to your bedroom because it was gaurded by a Knight and you were found unworthy of entering!

I want to journey through the stars!

 

You did not reach the stars because they all exploded upon your arrival.

I want to go to the Drablands!

 

You did not reach the Drablands because tourists talked you into thinking it would be a drag.

I want to go to the North Pole!

 

You did not reach the North Pole unfortunately because it is melting due to silly people

I want to go to Johto!

 

Unfortunately, as the tram system is down temporarily, you are stuck in Kanto.

I wanna reach the sword Excalibur.

 

You did not reach Excalibur as it's still in the Lady's lake, and you forgot your diving equipment.

I want to reach the end of the line.

 

Lines never end, so you could never reach it.

I need to go outside for fresh air.

 

You may try, but due to the big oil companies polluting the atmosphere, it's gonna be hard.

I wanna go to the End of Time. (Chrono Trigger)

 

Unfortunately, it has been taken over by Space Pirates!

I have to go to Skyworld.

 

You could not reach Skyworld because it's in the sky. What're you gonna do, fly there? *laughs obnoxiously* Wait...

Um...

I wanna visit the Skylands.

 

You could not reach the skylands as your game crashed.

I wanna go to the future.

 

Well ya couldn't go to the future because the time machine broke down mid timeshift and now you're stuck in time limbo.

I wanna win the "last to post in this thread wins" thread.

 

Sorry, you did not win this game because you were banned from this thread for making threats that you would become it's supreme overlord.

I want to sleep in my bed!

 

You tried, but then a mole monster jumped out of your floor and ate your bed. Now, you have to pull it out of the mole monster's stomach.

I want to be the very best, like no one ever was.

 

Sorry, you were not the best because I... I... had to be the best....

I want to go to N's Castle!