You Did Not Reach The Throne!

You did not reach N's Castle because the almighty Durant Empire of Victory Road has crushed your tiny insignificant little Pokémon team to dust before making you their next snack.

I want to reach the end of this nightmare.

 

You did not reach the end of this nightmare because your mum woke you up right before it could end.

I want to make it to the castle of King Baldy Bald IV!

 

You didn't because you were executed for having hair

I want to go to Las Vegas

 

You didn't reach the desert city because you got broke just thinking about it.

I want to reach my alarm clock to make it stop!!

 

You didn't reach the clock because you stretched too far and feel off the bed

I wanna go to a land down under

 

You couldn't reach the land down under because you slipped and fell while trying to run and take cover.

I want to reach LV Announcer.

 

I know what you were referencing!

Ahem. You did not reach LV Announcer because he went off to surprise you for your birthday, and got lost in your house...

I want to go to see the world!

 

You managed to see the world, and by world, I mean this globe of the planet Mars. Well, you kind of did it, but not quite.

I wanna go where I wanna go, to do what I really wanna do.

 

You go where you do not want to go, and do what you do not want to do.

I want to get to my refrigerator for a cool drink of water.

 

Unfortunately, a giant monster blocks the way. Too bad...

I want to reach my cabin in the woods before nightfall.

 

There is a small bridge repair that requires you to take the long way, which will unfortunately make you arrive at nightfall.

I want to reach the throne!

 

You did not reach the throne, because the door is locked.

I wish to make an excursion to Saturn!

 

Very nice! However, your dragons are too powerful and so Saturn was somehow dissolved, and all that was left was it's beautiful ring. Oh well, that will suffice, will it not?

I want to travel to the Era of The Hero of Time!

 

You did not reach the throne, because nobody played the Song of Awakening to resuscitate you after your prolonged time travel.

(I would totally go ice skating on Saturn's rings.)

I wish to travel the Great Wall of China from end to end!

 

Unfortunately, some idiot replaced the entire surface of the Great Wall with treadmills. So, that's a thing.

I want to travel to the Underworld.

 

You couldn't reach there because Charon had to ferry you across the river Acheron, and he said no.

Speaking of which, I wish to ascend to Mount Olympus!

 

( i am joining in)

You were going to the largest volcano in the galaxy but you were stopped by an asteroid who wanted you to become his father lol ( i made space things talk to each other)

I want to take a tour to moon

 

You were unable to reach it because the transport rocket broke down. Thankfully it had yet to take of, so there was no catastrophe or loss of life. (I save that for Corrupt A Wish.)

I'd like to travel to the South Pole.

 

You got a bit carried away and found a pole south to your house, and decided to travel there. However, it was an electricity pole, and electrified you...

I want to move one pace in front of me.

 

According to Zeno's paradox, you never reach it.

I wish to reach a lake full of clear water!