You Did Not Reach The Throne!

You did not reach the thrones because the lake dislikes you, therefore becomes murky in your presence to ward you away.

I want to go anywhere!

 

You did not, because you cannot be everywhere at once, and then somehow you slip into non-existence.

I want to reach the end of the raging waves. (A cookie to those who know the reference.)

 

You did not reach the end of the raging waves because there were no waves. The sea was as calm as could be!

I'd like to reach the end of this hallway in school...

 

You were unable to reach the end, because the door keeps getting further and further away the more you run towards it. Wake up!

I want to reach the front of this queue.

 

You did not reach the front of the queue, because one of the people ahead of you somehow always lets strangers in before them, and the particular item soon becomes out of stock before you could reach the front, and thus you decide to leave.

I want to go to the beach!

 

You do not reach it, as you attempt to go on holiday, and the traffic to there is absolutely miserable.

I would like to fly to the Hubble Telescope.

 

You did not reach the Hubble Telescope because you can't fly

I want to go to the other room.

 

You could not reach the other room - an elaborate plot to assasinate the leader of the Illuminati turned your house into a booby trap hell! As you were about to step into the door frame to cross into the other room, one trap went off, filling your back with tranquilizer darts and rendered you unconscious.

I want to sleep.

 

You could not sleep because you were just staring at a screen, seeing something exciting amping up your airdeline rendering you too pumped up to sleep

I want to travel all around the world

 

You didn't travel all over the world, because that would mean you'd have to go underwater, and the water pressure got too much.

I want to eat ice cream.

 

You couldn't eat ice cream because you're lactose intolerant as of last night.
I want to be more active.

 

You did not become more active because you have commitment issues

I want to get off this bus...

 

You did not reach your bed, because I stole it (it's really comfy too!)

I want to go to Far Harbour. (+1,000,000,000 Cookies if you know where this is!)

 

It says bus!

You did not reach Far Harbor because you forgot where it is

I want to go to my Hotel room...

 

You arrive at the hotel room itself; however, you have misplaced your card key. It has slid under a very large couch! Oh no!

Let's make things a bit more intricate... I want to reach the last digit of π.

 

YDNRTT because you were too lazy to go through all the numbers in pie

I want to go to China

 

You tried to go to China but your plane crashed while you were on your way.

I want to be queen of the stars~ (This would be something fairy tail fans would understand X3)

 

YDNRTT because the stars wouldn't let you become their queen.

I want to meet the personification of Japan from Hetalia

 

Well, you did, sort of. But they screamed "KOWAI!" at the top of their lung and ran away before you could say anything.

I want to go to Narnia

 

YDNRTT because you grew up before you were able to find the entrance