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You Know You Play Too Much Pokemon When...

Discussion in 'Pokémon General' started by WavePearl, Apr 28, 2013.

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  1. WavePearl

    WavePearl Believer in Possibilities

    Dorelune
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    Basically, create a long and funny list of ways you know you're a little TOO obsessed with Pokémon

    I'll start:

    You Know You Play Too Much Pokémon When...

    1. You have every game
    2. You've caught them all on every game
    3. You restart them just to do it all again
    4. You have a Pikachu doll
    5. You have at least one other Pokémon doll besides the aforementioned Pikachu.
    6. You have a hat like Ash's
    7. You never leave home without said Ash hat
    8. You wear said Ash hat to school even though the school handbook explicitly says "no hats"
    9. Your binder has more Pikachu doodles than notes
    10. You're dissecting fishes in biology and you can't stop thinking about Magikarp
     
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  2. bubbie

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    1. you think of every element in terms of being super effective in another game even when it doesn't work that way.
    2. you spend way too much time imagining what Pokémon would look like if they were real
    3. you have given serious consideration to getting at least one Pokémon tattoo
    4. every page in your sketch book has a Pokémon on it somewhere
     
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  3. Banshee

    Banshee Pokémon Professor

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    1. You wish you could earn fast cash by getting into a battle and winning
    2. You have several dreams with Pokémon in it
    3. You get excited when they mention a new event even though it's only in Japan
    4. You wish you could play your Pokémon game while working
    5. You name your pet after a Pokémon
    6. You wish you were a Pokémon
     
  4. WavePearl

    WavePearl Believer in Possibilities

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    The DDR song "Butterfly" turns into "Beautifly" in your mind
    You have an impressive vs. record on Super Smash Bros. with Pokémon Trainer, Pikachu, Pichu, Mewtwo, and/or Lucario
    You can mimic Pokémon cries (guilty, I can do Pikachu, Bulbasaur, Squirtle, Scyther, and Meowth, to name a few)
    You can mimic the human characters too (guilty, I can do classic English Ash when nervous, and classic English Brock speaking and singing)
    You can mimic the human characters in Japanese too (guilty, I can do Brock singing, but that's it)
    You can mimic the human characters in any language besides English or Japanese
     
  5. Doomhound

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    You are always trying to invent cool movesets during classes
    Your Ipod backgrounds are always various Pokémon pictures
    Why not? always becomes Wynaut, and I don't know? always becomes audino
    Your join avenue is rank 62 :)
     
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  6. Nate

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    You almost only talk about Pokémon with your friends.
     
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  7. bubbie

    bubbie Sassmaster

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    The ring tones on your phone are from the games
     
  8. Potatrobot

    Potatrobot Resident Potato

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    You ride your bike to hatch an egg faster.
     
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  9. WavePearl

    WavePearl Believer in Possibilities

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    You teach the school band to play the Red/Blue opening
    You've memorized Ash's "I hereby declare"speech
    The principal considers your stash of toy Poke Balls concealed weapons
     
  10. 7Demented

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    When you see an unknown animal, you instinctively reach for your Pokédex.
    You hear the song "Black and Yellow" and think of Pikachu.
    You have tried to force yourself to evolve.
    When you encounter someone you hate, the "VS Champion Blue" theme plays in your head.
    When you dream of Pokémon, you cry to yourself upon waking up.
     
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  11. Banshee

    Banshee Pokémon Professor

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    You collect EVERY single card that exists!
    You know all the TMs/HMs by heart
     
  12. bubbie

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    you get your boyfriend to play Pokémon and he believes you are the Pokémon encyclopedia... and you can actually answer all his questions.
     
  13. Slugkid

    Slugkid Slacker Extraordinaire

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    This. Only I'm the guy, and she also uses bulbapedia. :)

    Every time you ride a bike, you inevitably listen (Or sing, or whistle) one of the bike tunes in your head.
     
  14. WavePearl

    WavePearl Believer in Possibilities

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    People stop you on the street to ask for help with their Pokémon games
    You run up a $200+ phone bill by constantly calling the Nintendo tip line for help on your game
    You have so much Pokemerchandise, the Pokémon Centers order from you
     
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    You start to wonder what your cat's attack IV value is.
    You expect to get an egg after picking up your children from daycare.
     
  16. Achromatic

    Achromatic #TeamMagikarp

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    You leave your Pokémon in the daycare at the start of the game and by the time you get back it's like level 100!
     
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  17. WavePearl

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    Your English teacher refuses to accept the papers where you dotted all the I's with Poke Balls
    You challenge your gym coach for his/her badge
     
  18. Lucario_J

    Lucario_J David Tennant

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    You cannot stop humming the soundtrack. Literally. Cannot. Stop
     
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  19. WavePearl

    WavePearl Believer in Possibilities

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    Any time you go in a tunnel or cave, you can't help singing the Gen 1 Mt. Moon music (guilty, has great acoustics in a tunnel)
     
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